Election Day 2024 Jokes: 47 Funny Election Day Jokes

by | Nov 5, 2024 | Dads, Education, Latest News

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST election jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
  3. “Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.” Bill Clinton (Cemetery Jokes)
  4. 2024 Bumper Sticker: Roe Roe Roe your vote!
  5. How many presidential aides does it take to change a light bulb?… None. They’re supposed to keep the President in the dark.
  6. What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
  7. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
  8. “I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.” Ronald Reagan
  9. What is the official footwear of the upcoming presidential election?… The flip flop.
  10. Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Presidents Jokes)
  11. It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns… Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
  12. 2024 Election Jokes: Do you think Joe Biden waited until it was closer to the Olympics to pass the torch? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  13. 2024 Election Jokes: What will happen if Republicans finish the border wall?… Democrats won’t get over it.
  14. In a shocking turn of events, a politician actually kept their campaign promise!… This is being studied closely by political scientists.
  15. “The problem with political jokes is… they get elected.”
  16. If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot! (Golf Jokes)
  17. Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
  18. CNN and FOXnews are predicting Trump winning Iowa… it is a very “corn” servative state. (Iowa Jokes)
  19. What’s the difference between a presidential election and a NASCAR race?… In NASCAR they wear their sponsors on their shirts. (NASCAR Jokes)
  20. 2024 Election Jokes: Latest Fox News election poll shows Trump way ahead … … in all 87 states. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  21. 2024 Election Jokes: Michelle Obama and the Democrats want to turn Kalamazoo, Michigan into Kamala-Zoo Michigan. (Michigan Jokes)
  22. I like my sunglasses like I like my politicians… Polarized and able to be bought surprisingly cheap.
  23. 2020 Election: Why can’t Donald Trump enter the White House?… It is now “For Biden!”
  24. November 1st 2020: Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, “I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.”
  25. What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes)
  26. 2024 Election Jokes: I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girlfriend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day. (Constitution Jokes)
  27. 2024 Election Jokes: The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the age of the original candidates (Joe Biden 81 & Donald Trump 78)
  28. What Pink Floyd song captures the current political climate?… Us and Them. (365 Music Jokes)
  29. Top 3 things Florida is famous for 1. old people. 2. “stand your ground” laws. 3. recounts! (Florida Jokes)
  30. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?… Hair Force One! (Barber Jokes)
  31. A new study shows that watching political debates actually lowers your IQ… The study was funded by Congress.
  32. What was the President doing in the weeks after his awful performance at the Presidential Debate against Donald Trump on June 27th, 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race (July 21st, 2024).
  33. 2024 Election Jokes: Who was most excited about Donald Trump calling America the trash can of the world?… Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street. (Sesame Street Jokes)
  34. How is a politician like an atom?… Because they make up everything.
  35. What do you call a bee that works for the government?… A pollentician.
  36. Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?… Because they didn’t want to elect Ron. (Election Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
  37. “Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.” Author Unknown
  38. How can the White House every four years be like jump balls in basketball?… Alternating possessions.
  39. Basketball coaches have really focused on “Stop the Steal” since it was introduced in 2016… They really value limiting turnovers and ball security. (Election Jokes)
  40. 2024 Election Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you Joe Biden dropped out of the election. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  41. Why did the politician cross the road?… To get to the other side… of the issue.
  42. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?… Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
  43. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” Abraham Lincoln (Civil War Jokes)
  44. Why is it so hard to find coffee in Washington, DC?… The politicians always kept grounds for impeachment.
  45. Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand …on the other.” Harry Truman
  46. “I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.” Adlai Stevenson
  47. “There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough US congressmen.” Author Unknown