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September Jokes for Teachers

  1. “Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.” Chinese Proverb
  2. “The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.” Elbert Hubbard
  3. “Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rocks in the road ahead of us.”  Unknown
  4. “Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” Bob Talbert
  5. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectation.” Chinese Proverb
  6. “What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.” George Bernard Shaw
  7. “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” Socrates
  8. “Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.” Abraham Lincoln
  9. “If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.” Chinese Proverb
  10. “Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.” Confucius
  11. “What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.” Joseph Addison
  12. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin (Ben Franklin Quotes)
  13. “He who dares to teach must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  14. “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward
  15. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’. ” Maria Montessori
  16. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  17. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  18. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  19. “Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts.” Author Unknown
  20. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  21. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer
  22. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  23. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  24. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  25. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung
  26. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  27. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  28. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  29. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  30. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  31. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison

January Guest Blogs / Top Guest Blogs / January Jokes Top January Pages

  1. “Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts.” Author Unknown
  2. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown
  3. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  4. “A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.” Thomas Carruthers
  5. “He who opens a school door, closes a prison.” Victor Hugo
  6. “Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.” Colleen Wilcox
  7. “Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.” Chinese Proverb
  8. “Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” Bob Talbert
  9. “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” Socrates
  10. “Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.” Confucius
  11. “He who dares to teach must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  12. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’.” Maria Montessori
  13. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  14. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  15. “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King Jr. “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” 16 April 1963 (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  16. “The time is always right to do the right thing.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)

November Guest Blogs / Top Guest Blogs / November Jokes / Top November Pages

  1. February 12th “Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.” Abraham Lincoln
  2. “If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.” Chinese Proverb
  3. March 2nd: “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” Dr. Seuss (Dr. Seuss Trivia / Dr. Seuss Quotes / Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  4. “Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.” Dr. Seuss (Dr. Seuss Trivia / Dr. Seuss Quotes / Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  5. May 29th: “Divided, there is little we can do. Together, there is little we cannot do.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  6. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  7. “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward
  8. “Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  9. Albert Einstein’s Birthday March 14th: “I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.” (Top Albert Einstein Quotes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  10. “Example isn’t another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  11. November 30th: “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  12. “The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.” Elbert Hubbard
  13. “Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rocks in the road ahead of us.”  Unknown
  14. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectation.” Chinese Proverb
  15. “What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.” George Bernard Shaw
  16. “What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.” Joseph Addison
  17. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin
  18. “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward
  19. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  20. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  21. “Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts.” Author Unknown
  22. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  23. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer
  24. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  25. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  26. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  27. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung
  28. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  29. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  30. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  31. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  32. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  33. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison
  34. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  35. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  36. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  37. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  38. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  39. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  40. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  41. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  42. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  43. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  44. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  45. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  46. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  47. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  48. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  49. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  50. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  51. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  52. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  53. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown
  54. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  55. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  56. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  57. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  58. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  59. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  60. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  61. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  62. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  63. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  64. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  65. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer

 
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  1. “What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.” Joseph Addison
  2. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin
  3. “He who dares must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  4. “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward
  5. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’. ” Maria Montessori
  6. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  7. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  8. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  9. “Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts.” Author Unknown
  10. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  11. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer
  12. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  13. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  14. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  15. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung
  16. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  17. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  18. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  19. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  20. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  21. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison
  22. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  23. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  24. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  25. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  26. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  27. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  28. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  29. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  30. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  31. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  32. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  33. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  34. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  35. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  36. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  37. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  38. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  39. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  40. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  41. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  42. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown
  43. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  44. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  45. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  46. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  47. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  48. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  49. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  50. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  51. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  52. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  53. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  54. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer
  55. “My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.” Maya Angelou
  56. “Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.” James A Garfield
  57. “The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.” Elbert Hubbard
  58. “Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rocks in the road ahead of us.”  Unknown
  59. “Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all mortal.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  60. “If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.” Chinese Proverb
  61. “What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul.” Joseph Addison
  62. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  63. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer
  64. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  65. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  66. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  67. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  68. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  69. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  70. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison
  71. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  72. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  73. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  74. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  75. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  76. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  77. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  78. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  79. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  80. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  81. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  82. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  83. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  84. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  85. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  86. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  87. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  88. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  89. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  90. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  91. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  92. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  93. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  94. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  95. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  96. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  97. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  98. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer

January Educator of the Day / January Jokes / January Hashtags

  1. “A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.” Henry Brooks Adams (Top Education Quotes)
  2. “Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of man.” Horace Mann (Horace Mann Quotes)
  3. “Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin (Ben Franklin Quotes)
  4. “The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character – that is the goal of true education.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  5. “Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.” Nelson Mandela (Nelson Mandela Quotes)
  6. “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” Aristotle
  7. “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.” B. F. Skinner (Psychology Jokes)
  8. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi (Gandhi Quotes)
  9. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” John Dewey
  10. “What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches.” Karl Menninger
  11. “The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.” Unknown
  12. “Example isn’t another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.” Albert Einstein (Albert Einstein Quotes)
  13. “Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher.” Japanese Proverb
  14. “Everybody can be great… because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college degree to serve.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  15. “The time is always right to do the right thing.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  16. “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Martin Luther King Jr. Strength to Love (1963) (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  17. “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King Jr. “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” 16 April 1963 (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  18. “Think, think, think.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh Quotes / Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  19. “I am not a teacher, but an awakener.” Robert Frost
  20. “There is no friends as loyal as a book.” Ernest Hemingway
  21. “Education is not filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire.” William Butler Yeats
  22. “Every student can learn, just not on the same day, or the same way.” George Evans
  23. “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” Malcolm Forbes
  24. “What we learn with pleasure we never forget.” Alfred Mercier
  25. “He who opens a school door, closes a prison.” Victor Hugo
  26. “The secret in education lies in respecting the student.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
  27. “Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” Bob Talbert
  28. “The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” B.B. King

February Lessons / February  Jokes / February Hashtags

  1. “What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.” George Bernard Shaw
  2. “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” William James
  3. “Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.” Confucius
  4. “The more that you read, the more things you will know, the more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.” Dr. Seuss (Top 50 Dr. Seuss Quotes & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
  5. “Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.” Colleen Wilcox
  6. “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” Socrates
  7. “He who dares to teach must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  8. “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes & Top 365 Quotes for Mothers / National Chocolate Day Jokes)
  9. “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin (Ben Franklin Quotes)
  10. “Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.” Abraham Lincoln (Top Presidents Day Jokes)
  11. “It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.” George Washington (Top George Washington Quotes)
  12. “And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  13. “Don’t pray for an easy life, pray to be a stronger man.” John F. Kennedy (JFK Quotes)
  14. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  15. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  16. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  17. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  18. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  19. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’. ” Maria Montessori
  20. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  21. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  22. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung (Top Psychology Jokes)

  1. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  2. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  3. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  4. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  5. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  6. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  7. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  8. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  9. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  10. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  11. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  12. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  13. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  14. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  15. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  16. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  17. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  18. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  19. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  20. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  21. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown
  22. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  23. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  24. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  25. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  26. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  27. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  28. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  29. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  30. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  31. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  32. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  33. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer

October Jokes for Teachers / Top 10 October Pages / September Hashtag of the Day / October Guest Blogs

  1. “Education of the mind without education of the heart is no education at all.” Aristotle
  2. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” John Dewey, the great American philosopher
  3. “Individual commitment to a group effort – that is what makes a team work.” Vince Lombardi
  4. “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle
  5. “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”  Mark Twain (Mark Twain Quotes)
  6. “Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.” Edward Everett
  7. “Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.” Oliver Wendell Holmes
  8. “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” Malcolm Forbes
  9. “The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.” Carl Rogers (Psychology Lessons & Psychology Jokes)
  10. “Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.” George Washington Carver
  11. “My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.” Maya Angelou
  12. “The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” B.B. King
  13. “Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.” James A Garfield
  14. “The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.” Plato
  15. “The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character – that is the goal of true education.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  16. “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” William James
  17. “Example isn’t another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.” Albert Einstein (Albert Einstein Quotes)
  18. “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” Mark Twain (Mark Twain Quotes)
  19. “A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.” Thomas Carruthers
  20. “He who opens a school door, closes a prison.” Victor Hugo
  21. “Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.” Colleen Wilcox
  22. “Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.” Chinese Proverb
  23. “The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.” Elbert Hubbard
  24. “Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rocks in the road ahead of us.” Unknown
  25. “Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” Bob Talbert
  26. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectation.” Chinese Proverb
  27. “What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.” George Bernard Shaw
  28. “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.” Socrates
  29. “Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.” Abraham Lincoln
  30. “If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.” Chinese Proverb
  31. “Education breeds confidence. Confidence breeds hope. Hope breeds peace.” Confucius

August Jokes

  1. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” Chinese proverb
  2. “A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.” Henry Brooks Adams
  3. “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.” B. F. Skinner
  4. “Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.” Nelson Mandela (Nelson Mandela Quotes)
  5. “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” Aristotle
  6. “Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of man.” Horace Mann (Horace Mann Quotes)
  7. “The more that you read, the more things you will know, the more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.” Dr. Seuss (Dr. Seuss Quotes)
  8. “Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin
  9. “Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher.” Japanese Proverb
  10. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” John Dewey
  11. “What we learn with pleasure we never forget.” Alfred Mercier
  12. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi (Gandhi Quotes)
  13. “I am not a teacher, but an awakener.” Robert Frost
  14. “There is no friend as loyal as a book.” Ernest Hemingway
  15. “The secret in education lies in respecting the student.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
  16. “Education is not filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire.” William Butler Yeats
  17. “What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches.” Karl Menninger
  18. “The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.” Unknown“Every student can learn, just not on the same day, or the same way.” George Evans
  19. “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle
  20. “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”  Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  21. “Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.” Edward Everett
  22. “Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.” Oliver Wendell Holmes
  23. “Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” Malcolm Forbes
  24. “The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.” Carl Rogers
  25. “Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.” George Washington Carver
  26. “My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.” Maya Angelou
  27. “The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” B.B. King
  28. “Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.” James A. Garfield
  29. “The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.” Plato
  30. “The function of education is to teach one to think intensively and to think critically. Intelligence plus character – that is the goal of true education.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top 50 Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  31. “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” William James