My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!

Top 3 Joke Pages

  1. 180 School Jokes
  2. Clean Jokes
  3. 365 Family Friendly Jokes

Top CareersCollege Advice

Check out our complete list of 100+ Guest Blogs!365 Family Friendly Jokes!

Funny Jokes for Each MonthJokes for Kids A – ZSports Jokes A-Z
Full Moon Jokes

  1. What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?… A light snack!
  2. What is the #1 song for a solar eclipse?… Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart!
  3. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (“EE Clips It!”)
  4. What is the moon’s favorite gum?… Eclipse!
  5. What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?… “Looks like it’s my night off.”
  6. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved.
  7. What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?… “Pleased to heat you again.”
  8. An Eclipse book never written: “The Dark” by Ima Fraid.
  9. What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?… Fruit of the Moon!
  10. When can astronauts not land on the moon?… When it is full.
  11. How do you organize a solar eclipse party?… You planet.
  12. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes)
  13. What did the scientists conclude when they found bones on the moon?… The cow didn’t make it! (Cow Jokes)
  14. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, but no atmosphere.
  15. Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?… She had bright students!
  16. What’s the most famous painting of an eclipse?… The Moona Lisa.
  17. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
  18. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
  19. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Astronomy Jokes)
  20. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  21. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes)
  22. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
  23. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic! (Top Psychology Jokes)
  24. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
  25. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  26. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
  27. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Top Geography Jokes)
  28. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
  29. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
  30. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  31. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
  32. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.
  33. What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  34. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
  35. What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
  36. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”