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Some Easter Jokes for teachers and families! Enjoy!
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
- What kinds of beans never grow in a garden?… Jelly Beans
- What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? …Two points, just like anyone else.
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP
- Why did the old man put the Easter Bunny on his head?… Because he had no hare
- What kinds of bedtime stories do bunnies like?… Ones with hoppy endings
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
- Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
- Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
- Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
- Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
- What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? … Hot, cross bunnies.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale
- How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
- Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
- How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
- What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
- How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
- How does the Easter bunny stay healthy?… Egg-ercise and eating carrots
- What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
- Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
- How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs? … She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.
- Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary.
- How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
- What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York!
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? … Basket-ball, of course!
- Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store!
- Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
- Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
- Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
- Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
- What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year.
- What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird!
- What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
- What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? …. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
- What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? … The Easter Elephant.
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
- Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!