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Some Easter Jokes for teachers and families! Enjoy!
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  1. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
  2. What kinds of beans never grow in a garden?… Jelly Beans
  3. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? …Two points, just like anyone else.
  4. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush.
  5. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP
  6. Why did the old man put the Easter Bunny on his head?Because he had no hare
  7. What kinds of bedtime stories do bunnies like?… Ones with hoppy endings
  8. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.
  9. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
  10. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
  11. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
  12. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
  13. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
  14. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
  15. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
  16. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
  17. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? … Hot, cross bunnies.
  18. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale
  19. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
  20. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
  21. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  22. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
  23. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
  24. How does the Easter bunny stay healthy?… Egg-ercise and eating carrots
  25. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
  26. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
  27. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs? … She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.
  28. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary.
  29. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
  30. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
  31. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  32. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
  33. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York!
  34. What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? … Basket-ball, of course!
  35. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store!
  36. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
  37. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
  38. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  39. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
  40. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
  41. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
  42. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
  43. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year.
  44. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird!
  45. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
  46. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? …. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
  47. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? … The Easter Elephant.
  48. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
  49. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
  50. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
  51. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
  52. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
  53. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending.
  54. Why did the bunny go to the dance?… To do the bunny hop
  55. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
  56. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead!
  57. What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? … Your one hot chick!
  58. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
  59. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
  60. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants.
  61. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up.
  62. Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march
  63. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers!
  64. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast.
  65. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
  66. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
  67. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
  68. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
  69. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it
  70. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings!
  71. What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
  72. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks!
  73. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation!
  74. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
  75. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
  76. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”
  77. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater!