Easter Jokes: 70 Easter Jokes

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Some Easter Jokes for teachers and families! Enjoy!

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1. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? …Two points, just like anyone else.
2. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
3. How can you find the Easter bunny? … Eggs (x) marks the spot.
4. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs? … She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.
5. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
6. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
7. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
8. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
9. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead!
10. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
11. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
12. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
13. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? … The Easter Elephant.
14. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
15. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline”.
16. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
17. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast.
18. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
19. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
20. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
21. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
22. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending.
23. What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? … Your one hot chick!
24. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
25. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? … Hot, cross bunnies.
26. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
27. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
28. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater!
29. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
30. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
31. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
32. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
33. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants.
34. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
35. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
36. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up.
37. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
38. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
39. Why are people always tired in April … Because they just finished a march
40. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale
41. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
42. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers!
43. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
44. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary.
45. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
46. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
47. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
48. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
49. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
50. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
51. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it
52. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings!
53. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
54. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York!
55. What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
56. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
57. What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? … Basket-ball, of course!
58. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store!
59. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
60. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks!
61. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
62. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
63. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation!
64. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
65. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
66. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
67. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
68. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”
69. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year.
70. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird!