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  1. Why don’t dolphins do well on school tests?… Because they work below C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
  2. Where do dolphins sleep?… In water beds. (Napping Jokes)
  3. Do dolphins ever do things by accident?… No, they do everything on porpoise.
  4. How do did the octupus make the dolphin laugh?… With ten-tickles!
  5. How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?… They Flipper coin.
  6. Where do women dolphins keep their money?… In their octopurse. (Octopus Jokes)
  7. What do dolphin use for money?… Sand dollars! (Beach Jokes)
  8. How did the dolphin get to the hospital?… In a clambulance. (Doctor Jokes)
  9. Why did the dolphin feel grumpy?… He ate too many crabs. (Crab Jokes)
  10. What birthday party game do dolphin like to play?… Salmon Says. (Birthday  Jokes)
  11. Why did the dolphin cross the road?… To get to the other tide. (Beach Jokes)
  12. . If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?… Finland.
  13. Why don’t dolphins play tennis?… Because they’re afraid of the net. (101 Sports Jokes)
  14. Did you know that dolphins can also squirt ink?… Just Squidding! (Octopus Jokes)
  15. What is a dolphin’s favorite game show?… Whale of fortune. (Whale Jokes)
  16. What do dolphins need to stay healthy?… Vitamin Sea. (Doctor Jokes)
  17. Who helps injured dolphins?… Sturgeons! (Doctor Jokes)
  18. What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?… Her glass flipper.
  19. Why did the two dolphins get married?… They were head over fins in love.
  20. What country do dolphins like most?… Dolph-Finland
  21. Where do dolphin races end?… The dolphinish line!
  22. How did the dolphin feel after winning the race?… Dolphintastic!
  23. What did people say when the dolphin walked on water?… It was just a fluke. (a dolphin’s tale is called a fluke)
  24. What did the baby dolphin do when he was upset?… He whale-d
  25. What was the dolphin’s favorite animal at the zoo?… D’olphint
  26. What was the dolphin’s favorite movie?… A Dolphin Tale. (#1 Summer School Movie)
  27. What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?… She flipped