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- Animal Jokes for Kids:
- Ape Jokes: Why don’t the apes in the jungle play poker any more?… There are just too many Cheetahs.
- April Fool’s Day Jokes for Kids: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! #AprilFoolsDay
- Archery Jokes for Kids: What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?… a very angry bull.
- Astronomy Jokes for Kids: Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes)
- Baseball Jokes for Kids: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” #OpeningDay
- Basketball Jokes for Kids: Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! #FinalFour#NationalChampionship
- Beach Jokes for Kids: What do is the best money to use at a beach snack bar??… Sand dollars!
- Bike Jokes for Kids: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
- Birthday Jokes for Kids: What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
- Biology Jokes for Kids: What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain! (Food Jokes)
- Bowling Jokes: Bowling Jokes for Kids: Why should a #bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
- Boxing Jokes: Boxing Jokes for Kids: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
- Burrito Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
- Cake Jokes: Why did the students eat their homework?… Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake. (180 School Jokes)
- Candy Jokes for Kids: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
- Cat Jokes: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?…. sour-puss (Top Halloween Jokes)
- National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
- Cemetery Jokes for Kids: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
- Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
- Coconut Jokes: What did one coconut say to the other?… Got milk? (Milk Jokes)
- College Jokes for Kids: What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
- Cookie Jokes: What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- Crayon Jokes for Kids: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
- Cupcake Jokes: Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
- Cycling Jokes for Kids:Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
- Dentist Jokes for Kids: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes)
- Disney Jokes for Kids:
- Doctor Jokes for Kids: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- Dog Jokes for Kids: What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle (Top Summer Jokes)
- Dolphin Jokes: Why don’t dolphins do well on school tests?… Because they work below C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
- Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Top Christmas Jokes)
- Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
- Easter Jokes for Kids: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
- Egg Jokes:
- Elementary Math Jokes: Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9.
- Fast Food Jokes for Kids: Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
- Full Moon Jokes for Kids: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
- Geography Jokes for Kids: What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Top Pirate Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Grandparent Jokes for Kids: What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)
- Grilled Cheese Jokes for Kids: Which is the most religious grill cheese sandwich?… Grilled cheese with Swiss, because it is holy.
- Gymnastics Jokes for Kids:
- Hamburger Jokes for Kids: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
- Hockey Jokes for Kids: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- Holiday Jokes for Kids:
- Ice Cream Jokes for Kids: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes Top State Jokes)
- Lacrosse Jokes for Kids:
- Lobster Jokes: Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
- Marathon Jokes for Kids: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Middle School Jokes for Kids: Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales!
- Moose Jokes for Kids:
- Mothers’ Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
- National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.
- National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
- National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
- Pancake Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
- Pirate Jokes for Kids:
- Pizza Jokes for Kids:
- Peanut Jokes for Kids: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station!
- Pencil Jokes for Kids: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (180 School Jokes)
- Penguin Jokes for Kids: What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Police Jokes for Kids: Why was the detective at the beach?… There was a crime wave! (Top Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Popcorn Jokes for Kids: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
- Pretzel Jokes for Kids: What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
- Principal Jokes: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?… For tocking too much!
- Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
- Pumpkin Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
- Puppy Jokes for Kids: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
- Siblings Jokes for Kids: What do you call brothers who love math?… Alge-bros (Algebra Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
- Soccer Jokes for Kids: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
- Spring Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
- Star Wars Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- Summer Camp Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Top Fall Jokes)
- Summer Jokes for Kids:
- Super Hero Jokes: Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web.
- Swimming Jokes for Kids: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (180 School Jokes)
- T-Shirt Jokes: What did the Sons of Liberty wear when dumping tea in the Boston Harbor?… T-shirts. (US History Jokes)
- Tree Jokes for Kids: Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
- Valentine’s Day Jokes:
- Walking Jokes for Kids: What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted!
- Whale Jokes for Kids: What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)