Clean Alabama Jokes

by | Aug 5, 2024 | careers, Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Alabama jokes.
  2. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  3. What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
  4. How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Louisiana Jokes & Mississippi Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the hometown of Forrest Gump? (Forrest Gump Jokes)
  6. What did the Hurricane say to the Alabama coast?… I have my eye on you. (Hurricane Jokes)
  7. What is the difference between the Atlanta Braves and the “Bama “A”…The Bama “A”has a mullett… (Barber Jokes)
  8. How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?… With a Bible Belt.
  9. “All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley (March Madness Jokes)
  10. What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide! (College Football Jokes)
  11. Where does everyone in Alabama play games on their phone?… Mobile.
  12. Can you name the capital in Alabama?… “A.”
  13. Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Mole Day Jokes & Mole Jokes)
  14. What is the tallest building in Alabama?… The Alabama Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  15. It is in the news today that Alabama is having its first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  16. A retired Alabama man was jailed for refusing to nap… He was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  17. What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama. (Baby Jokes)
  18. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Alabama River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alabama)
  19. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the Gulf of Mexico?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  20. How did you find the weather on your Alabama vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  21. What did Guntersville Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Alabama Lakes)
  22. Did you hear the joke about Cheaha Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Alabama Mountains)
  23. Alabama: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  24. A woman from Alabama who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  25. Alabama is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes &