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Many of these jokes were from National Chocolate Day Jokes!

  1. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  2. What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Top College Jokes)
  3. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  4. What country did candy come from?… Sweeten! (World Geography Jokes)
  5. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa
  6. What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Top Astronomy Jokes & Top Dog Jokes)
  7. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Full Moon Jokes)
  8. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling!
  9. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  10. What do you call an infant that cries alot?… Baby Ruthless (Top Baseball Jokes)
  11. What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE
  12. What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  13. What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy.
  14. What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday
  15. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  16. What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts.
  17. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
  18. What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  19. How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
  20. How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
  21. If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…
  22. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty… They had a baby, Ruth.
  23. What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Top Science Jokes101 Mole Day Jokes)
  24. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar! (Top Cat Jokes)
  25. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Top Star Wars Jokes)
  26. What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?… Chocolate mousse! (World Geography Jokes)
  27. What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?… Decad-ant
  28. What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?… The worlds best Sundae!
  29. What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?… Cocoa-Nuts.
  30. There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars.
  31. What’s the best part of Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  32. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?
  33. What is a leopard’s favorite candy?… Dots
  34. Why was Mrs. Cookie so sad?… She was feeling crummy.
  35. What do you call a cow that can’t moo?… A Milk Dud.
  36. What did Mrs. Good and Plenty say when the Policeman pulled her from the water?… You’re a life saver!
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy doggie have some chocolate? (Top 500 U.S. Geography Jokes)
  38. Who’s there?… Candice!… Candice who?… Candice get any better!
  39. What type of candy is bad?… Coco-naughty!
  40. Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?… Because prisoners break out!
  41. What do cows give after an earth quake?… Milk shakes! (Top 500 U.S. Geography Jokes)
  42. Where did the alien go to get a drink?… A Mars bar!
  43. Did you hear about how the zombie die?… It was choked by a LifeSaver!
  44. What did the baby corn say to it’s mom?… Where is pop corn? (#1 Holiday Jokes)
  45. What do you call candy that was stolen?… Hot chocolate!
  46. How do you make a milk shake?… Give it a good scare! (#1 Halloween Joke)
  47. What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The Twist!
  48. Did you hear the joke about the Halloween chocolate sauce?… I’m not telling you. You might spread it! (Halloween Jokes)
  49. Why was the vampire super intelligent?… He had been eating a diet of smarties! (Halloween Jokes)
  50. Why was the gummy bear hiding under a wrap?… There was a bounty on his head!
  51. What is a monster favorite snack?…  Sugar babies!
  52. What does Babe ruth like to do?.. Scores runs! (Top Baseball Jokes)
  53. What did little hershey want?… A kit kat! (Top Cat Jokes)
  54. Why was the vampire called “sweet”?… He gave everybody kisses instead!
  55. Where is my mars bar, dude?… Up there in the milky way! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  56. Where did the zombie apocalypse start?… On 5th avenue.
  57. What did o Henry say when a zombies hands fell off?… Butterfingers!
  58. Did your hear about Almond Joy the Hollywood star and Miss Kit Kat?… They were seen giving each other kisses on 5th avenue!
  59. What did King O Henry call his wives?… Sugar babies!
  60. What did Hershey say when the Three Musketeers turned up?… Thank you. I needed a few lifesavers!