Camping Jokes: Camping Jokes for Kids

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1. Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
2. Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.”
3. How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it!
4. The famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his best friend and partner Dr. Watson decide to take a break from their latest crime-solving efforts and go camping. After setting up camp and settling down into their sleeping bags, they drift off to sleep. Sometime later, Sherlock asks: “Watson, are you awake?” “Yes,” he says. “Look up at the stars and tell me: What can you deduce from them?” Sherlock asks. Watson thinks for some time before responding: “While someone may be able to number them, the stars are, for all intents and purposes, countless. Given the sheer number of them, it is reasonable to assume that some are suns circled by planets, some of which may be very like our own. There is a chance, however small, that there is life on at least one of those, meaning that we are not alone in the universe.” Holmes sighs: “Watson, you dolt. Someone’s taken our tent!”
5. Why did the robot go on camping?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
6. Why don’t mummies go on camping?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
7. Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a March! (Spring Jokes)
   
8. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience camping during the summer. (Top Fall Jokes)
9. What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks!
   
10. The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Top Dog Jokes & Tree Jokes)
11. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark.
12. Teacher: Where did your sister go camping? Student: Alaska.  Teacher:Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Top Geography Jokes)
13. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on the camping trip, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
14. Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas! (Top Geography Jokes)
15. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
16. At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
17. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his camping trip?… Because he already had a trunk! (Top Animal Jokes)
18. Where do goldfish go camping?… Around the globe! (Top Geography Jokes)
19. What do cows wear camping in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Top Geography Jokes)
20. Where do cows go camping?… Moo York. (Top Geography Jokes & Top Animal Jokes)
21. Where do eggs go camping?… New Yolk City! (Top Geography Jokes)
22. First dog: Where do fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me! (Top Animal Jokes)
23. Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine.
24. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going camping.
25. Where do ants go camping?… Frants (Top Geography Jokes)
26. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
27. What’s the best day to go to the camping at the beach?… SUN day!
28. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes)
29. What did the bread do when it went camping?… It loafed around.
30. A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles.
31. Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! (Top NASCAR Jokes)
32. A dad coming back to his campsite for sunscreen while the rest of his family plays at the lake notices a van pulling up into a neighboring empty site. As soon as the engine dies, the doors fly open and four children of varying ages burst out and fly into a frenzy of activity. Their parents follow quickly behind them, with the mom and dad unloading gear as the kids rake the area, set up the tent, and arrange the fire pit. Amazed at their efficiency, the dad with the sunscreen walks over and watches for a moment more before commenting to his fellow father, “I’ve never seen a family work so well together—or so fast.” “Yeah,” the other dad says while unrolling a sleeping bag. “We live a few hours away, and our policy is that nobody gets to go to the bathroom after the drive until the camp us set up.”