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Boxing Jokes

  1. What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  2. What is a fighter’s favorite dog?…  A boxer.
  3. What do they call a boxer who gets beat up in a fight?… A sore loser.
  4. What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Top Summer Camp Jokes)
  5. Does a match box?… No, but a tin can!
  6. What is a prize fighter’s favorite drink?… Punch.
  7. Why do boxers have “TGIF” written on their boxing shoes?… Toes Go In First.
  8. How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
  9. What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?… Your EARresistable
  10. What’s the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?…  One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.
  11. What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?… One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
  12. When is a man like a dog?… When he’s a boxer.
  13. Did you see the award winning boxing cartoon for kids?…The Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.
  14. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real.

Boxing One-Liners

  1. He’s an ambidextrous fighter. He can get knocked out with either hand.
  2. He was a crossword puzzle boxer. He entered the ring vertical and left horizontal.
  3. “How would you like to fight for the crown?” Boxer: “Great. I think I can take the queen in about three rounds.”
  4. When I was a fighter I kept my head. I lost my teeth, but I kept my head.
  5. He boxed as Kid Candle. One blow and he was out.
  6. The boxer had written on his tombstone: “You can stop counting. I’m not getting up.”
  7. “My dad is a boxer.” “What is your mother?” “Extremely cautious!”
  8. His trainer told him to stay down till eight. He looked up from the canvas and said, “What time is it now?”
  9. He only learned to count up to ten. He thought that after ten came, “You’re out!”
  10. He boxed under the name of Kid Cousteau because he took so many dives.
  11. A fighter was taking a terrific beating. When the bell rang, he staggered to his corner. His manager said, “Let him hit you with his left for awhile. Your face is crooked.”
  12. “Just think of it,” said the boastful boxer to the manager. “Tonight I’ll be fighting on TV before millions of people.” “Yes,” replied the manager, “and they’ll all know the results of the fight at least ten seconds before you do.”

Boxing Pick-up Lines

  1. Is your dad a boxer? “No Why?” Because your one hell of a knock out!

Mike Tyson Jokes

  1. Why did Mike Tyson break up with his girlfriend?… Ear-Reconcilable Differences
  2. What did a reporter say to Mike Tyson after the fight?… It’s an Eye for an Eye!
  3. Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?…It has two bytes and no memory.
  4. What has four legs and no ears?… Mike Tyson’s dog.