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- What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!
- Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?… It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers.
- What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday.
- Who profits the most on Black Friday?… The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
- What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh.
- What flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment slips!
- Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?… The one who earns the least.
- Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?… They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
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What did Nala tell Simba subsequent to seeing a crowd of ladies on Black Friday?… You gotta Mufasa (move faster)
- What animal flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card payment vultures.
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Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?… They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
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What do people eat o Black Friday?… Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.
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What flies quicker than things off the rack on Black Friday?… Credit card installment slips!