1. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
  2. What do you give a sick bird?… Tweetment.
  3. What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?… A funky chicken. (Top U.S. History Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (365 School Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  5. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls! (Top Geography Jokes)
  6. When should you buy a bird?… When it’s going cheep!
  7. What do you call a parrot that flew away?… A polygon! (101 Pi Day JokesGeometry Jokes)
  8. What do you call a sad bird?… A bluebird!
  9. What does a cat call a hummingbird?… Fast food. (Fast Food Jokes)
  10. Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?… He wanted to make a long distance caw.
  11. Why do hummingbirds hum?… Because they don’t know the words.
  12. There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?… Roosters don’t lay eggs!
  13. Why did the bird get a ticket?… It broke the law of gravity! (Top Physics Jokes)
  14. How do you catch a unique bird?… Unique up on it.
  15. How do you catch a tame bird?… The tame way, unique up on it!
  16. How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?… With its sparrowchute.
  17. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… Because he was caught tweeting on a test. (365 School Jokes)
  18. Why does a stork stand on one leg?…  Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
  19. How did the bubble gum cross the road?… On the bottom of the chicken’s foot! (Bubble Gum Jokes)
  20. Why did the chicken cross the playground?… To get to the other slide!
  21. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?… He was a dirty double crosser!
  22. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… He got caught peeping on a test. (365 School Jokes180 School Jokes)
  23. Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?… To get to the other size! (Black Friday Jokes)
  24. Why do ducks fly south?… Because it’s too far to walk! (Top Geography Jokes)
  25. Why did the rooster cross the road?… To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
  26. What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?… He was catching all the chickens!
  27. How do chickens get strong?… Egg-cersize. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  28. How do crows stick together in a flock?… Velcrow.
  29. What did one egg say to the other egg?… Let’s get crackin’!
  30. What do you call a crate of ducks?… A box of quackers.
  31. Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?… Because it was chicken.
  32. What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?… A robber ducky.
  33. Why did Mozart sell his chickens?… Because they kept saying “bach bach”!
  34. How did the egg cross the road?… to scrambled across!
  35. What is green and pecks on trees?… Woody the Wood Pickle.
  36. How do birds cheer for their soccer teams?… They egg them on. (Soccer Jokes for Kids)
  37. Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game?… For persistent fowl play. (Soccer Jokes for Kids)