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- What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
- Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
- Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
- Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball!
- Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
- They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
- Why did the basketball sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls.
- Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball.
- What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
- If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)