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Top 3 Joke Pages

  1. 180 School Jokes
  2. Clean Jokes
  3. 365 Family Friendly Jokes

Clean Jokes for Kids A-Z & Top School Jokes

  1. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
  2. After his first meal on the moon, the 22nd century astronaut said the food was good but the place lacked atmosphere.
  3. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?… It was too Sirius!
  4. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes)
  5. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Full Moon Jokes)
  6. What kind of songs do the planets like to sing?Nep-tunes!
  7. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Full Moon Jokes)
  8. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Full Moon Jokes)
  9. When do astronauts have lunch?… At launch time.
  10. My sibling kept asking me about the orbits of planets and the amount of area swept in any given time. I had to ask him: “Am I my brother’s Kepler?”
  11. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system! (Top Chemistry Jokes)
  12. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Full Moon Jokes)
  13. Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way! (Top Chemistry Jokes)
  14. A neutrino walks into a bar… and keeps right on going …
  15. First star I see tonight
    I wish I may, I wish I might
    Oh wait, it’s just a satellite
  16. “There’s just one thing I can promise you about the outer space program – your tax dollar will go further.” Wernher von Braun
  17. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
  18. A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”