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Top 3 Joke Pages
Top 10 Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes
Earth Day Jokes for Kids & Arbor Day Jokes for Kids
- Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
- Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
- What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
- Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
- Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark! (Animal Jokes)
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
- What kind of tree can you fit in your hand?… Palm tree. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What is a tree’s favorite drink?… ROOT beer!
- Why don’t trees like jokes?… They are afraid they will get stumped.
- What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry!
- What did the tree do when the bank closed?… It started a new branch.
- Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?… I was trying to grow a tree house!
- What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green!
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the tree like to play chess?… Because it was a Chess-nut!
- Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard on Earth Day?.. Because you can’t grow a tree without bark.