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Check out our list of 365 Family Friendly Jokes and the list of the World’s Best Top 10 Jokes!
April Jokes
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP (Top 10 Easter Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top 10 Easter Jokes)
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?… A receding “hareline.” (Top 10 Easter Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?… To a re-tail store!(Top 10 Easter Jokes)
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?… They lived hoppily ever after! (Top 10 Easter Jokes)
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired. (Top 10 Easter Jokes)
- When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top Spring Jokes)
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- “I have an obsession with wind farms.” “Really?” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”(Top Earth Day Jokes)
- What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking!(Top Earth Day Jokes)
- How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- What does a cloud wear under his pants?… Thunderwear! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the one about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie! (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
- What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers!) (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)