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  1. What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant!
  2. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Top 10 U.S. Jokes for Each State)
  3. Why was the baby ant confused?… Because all his uncles were ants.
  4. What do you call an ant who skips school?… A truant! (180 School Jokes)
  5. What do you call a 100 year old ant?… An antique!
  6. Where do ants go for their holidays?… Frants! (World Geography Jokes)
  7. Why are ants bad at spelling?… They only know Conson-ants. (English Jokes)
  8. What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?… Antteneye!
  9. What do ants eat for breakfast?… Croiss-ants.
  10. What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?… Your great-ant!
  11. Who is the most famous French ant?… Napoleant! (World Geography Jokes)
  12. Where do ants go to eat?… At a restaurant!
  13. What do you call an ant in space?… Cosmonants & Astronants!
  14. What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?… An ant’s mouth!
  15. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?… An independant. (English Jokes)
  16. What do you call an ant that won’t go away?… Permanant! (English Jokes)
  17. What kind of ant is good at maths?… An accountant!
  18. Who was the most famous ant scientist?… Albert Antstein! (Albert Einstein Quotes)
  19. What games to ants play with elephants?… Squash! (101 Sports Jokes)
  20. Why don’t anteaters get sick?… Because they are full of antibodies!
  21. What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?.. Decad-ant! (English Jokes)
  22. Did you hear about the ant that was good at solving quadratic equations?… He was brill-ant. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  23. What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Crayon Jokes)
  24. What do you call an ant who can’t find his way back home?… Incogniz-ant! (English Jokes)
  25. What do you call a well-dressed ant?… Elegant! (English Jokes)
  26. If three ants are lost in a jungle. Who do u call to find them?… The Minister of finance. (find-ants)
  27. Why did the ant-elope?… Nobody gnu! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  28. What do you call an ant running away with another ant?… Antelope. (101 Sports Jokes)
  29. What kind of ants are very learned?… Pedants! (English Jokes)
  30. What do you call an ant with lots of bling?… Extravag-ant (English Jokes)


  1. What do you call an ant who can’t speak?… A mutant (mute ant).
  2. What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant?… deadant deadant deadant deadant.
  3. What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano?… Discordant!
  4. What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?… All sorts of antics!
  5. What medicine would you give an ill ant?… Antibiotics!
  6. Did you hear about the ant that wasn’t allowed in the Catholic Church?… He was Protest-ant.
  7. What do you call an ant that doesn’t eat cake?… Queen Ant-oinette