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- What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant!
- Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Top 10 U.S. Jokes for Each State)
- Why was the baby ant confused?… Because all his uncles were ants.
- What do you call an ant who skips school?… A truant! (180 School Jokes)
- What do you call a 100 year old ant?… An antique!
- Where do ants go for their holidays?… Frants! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why are ants bad at spelling?… They only know Conson-ants. (English Jokes)
- What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?… Antteneye!
- What do ants eat for breakfast?… Croiss-ants.
- What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?… Your great-ant!
- Who is the most famous French ant?… Napoleant! (World Geography Jokes)
- Where do ants go to eat?… At a restaurant!
- What do you call an ant in space?… Cosmonants & Astronants!
- What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?… An ant’s mouth!
- What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?… An independant. (English Jokes)
- What do you call an ant that won’t go away?… Permanant! (English Jokes)
- What kind of ant is good at maths?… An accountant!
- Who was the most famous ant scientist?… Albert Antstein! (Albert Einstein Quotes)
- What games to ants play with elephants?… Squash! (101 Sports Jokes)
- Why don’t anteaters get sick?… Because they are full of antibodies!
- What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?.. Decad-ant! (English Jokes)
- Did you hear about the ant that was good at solving quadratic equations?… He was brill-ant. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What kind of ant can you color with?… A crayant! (Crayon Jokes)
- What do you call an ant who can’t find his way back home?… Incogniz-ant! (English Jokes)
- What do you call a well-dressed ant?… Elegant! (English Jokes)
- If three ants are lost in a jungle. Who do u call to find them?… The Minister of finance. (find-ants)
- Why did the ant-elope?… Nobody gnu! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call an ant running away with another ant?… Antelope. (101 Sports Jokes)
- What kind of ants are very learned?… Pedants! (English Jokes)
- What do you call an ant with lots of bling?… Extravag-ant (English Jokes)
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- What do you call an ant who can’t speak?… A mutant (mute ant).
- What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant?… deadant deadant deadant deadant.
- What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano?… Discordant!
- What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?… All sorts of antics!
- What medicine would you give an ill ant?… Antibiotics!
- Did you hear about the ant that wasn’t allowed in the Catholic Church?… He was Protest-ant.
- What do you call an ant that doesn’t eat cake?… Queen Ant-oinette