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Farm Jokes for Kids

  1. Ant Jokes for Kids: Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Top 10 U.S. Jokes for Each State)
  2. Alligator Jokes for Kids: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?… A Navi-gator. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  3. Antelope Jokes for Kids: Why did the ant-elope?… Nobody gnu! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  4. Ape Jokes: Why don’t the apes in the jungle play poker any more?…  There are just too many Cheetahs.
  5. Bee Jokes: Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey.
  6. Bird Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (101 Pi Day JokesAlgebra Jokes)
  7. Cat Jokes: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?…. sour-puss (Top Halloween Jokes)
  8. Dog Jokes: What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle (Top Summer Jokes)
  9. Dolphin Jokes: Why don’t dolphins do well on school tests?… Because they work below C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
  10. Giraffe Jokes: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?… Long-arm of the Law!
  11. Lion Jokes for Kids: What’s a lion running a copy machine called?… A copycat!
  12. Lobster Jokes: Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
  13. Moose Jokes for Kids: What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost?… A cariboo! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  14. Oyster Jokes: Why don’t oysters give to charity?.. Because they’re shellfish.
  15. Penguin Jokes for Kids: What’s a penguins favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  16. Puppy Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  17. Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  18. Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck.
  19. Whale Jokes: What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)
  20. Wolf Jokes for Kids: What do you call a lumberjack wolf?…  A timber wolf!