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  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alpine Skiing?
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alpine Skiing knock-knock joke?
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alpine Skiing knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
  5. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
  6. How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
  7. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.
  8. I warned him about starting his own ski resort… It’s a slippery slope. (Skiing Jokes)
  9. What did one skier say to the other?… Alpine for you when you’re gone. (Skiing Jokes)
  10. What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?… Alp! (Skiing Jokes)