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- Where do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Lear Year Jokes)
- What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?… I’m flattered!
- What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Grandparent Jokes)
- I tried making pancakes… But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym,
- Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my dinner would be long. “No, sir, round” came the reply.
- Did you know today is Pancake day, apparently it just creped up on us.
- What do the New York Yankees and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (101 Baseball Jokes & New York Jokes)
- How do you make a pancake smile?… Butter him up. (180 School Jokes & Butter Jokes)
- A pancake I know tried to make it as a singer, but he was too flat.
- Why do comedians never tell pancake jokes?… They always fall flat!
- I really feel like having some pancakes… maybe I don’t…I just can’t stop waffling.
- What did the pancake say to the baseball player?… Batter up!
- What does the pope put on his pancakes?… Papal syrup.
- How did the pancake become the king?… He u-syruped the throne.
- What’s the best pancake topping?… More pancakes.
- My successful pancake business was recently shut down… Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot.
- Phoned the pancake restaurant and asked for a table for two. Chap said I had the wrong number so asked for a table for four instead.
- How do elves eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (101 Christmas Jokes)
- How do leprechauns eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (St. Patrick Day Jokes)
- Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party?… He was a square.
- Went to a fusion restaurant and had pelican in a pancake… Tasted ok, but the bill was enormous.
- When the little boy was making pancakes why did the batter run away?… Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
- How does a panda make his pancakes in the morning? With a pan…duh.
- This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes, Yolks on me.
- What do you call someone who can’t turn pancakes?… A flip-flop.
- Did you know today is Pancake day, apparently it just creped up on us.
- Why did the pancake get arrested? It had committed multiple unwaffle actions.
- Me: I’ll have a stack of 24 pancakes, please Waitress: That’s a tall order!
- The local pancake place has made the country’s biggest pancake. I’d love to see someone top that.
- What did you think of my slow-baked-pancakes?… I’ve had batter.
- “I have the best pancake mix!” “No, mine is batter”
- Thin French pancakes give me the crepes.
- What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes? Traffic jam
- What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups? A waffle.
- What do you call a man who randomly steals French pancakes? A crepetomaniac.
- Tried to break the ice at a party the other night with a pancake joke, but it fell flat.
- I met a really angry pancake earlier. He just flipped.
- How do elves eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (Elf Jokes)
- My friend is normally good at remembering special occasions. He flipped when I reminded him it was pancake day.