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More Earth Day Jokes…

  1. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  2. All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  3. “I have an obsession with wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
  4. What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  5. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
  6. What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes Earth Day Jokes)
  7. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  8. What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
  9. How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  10. Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
  11. Why are people always tired on Earth Day?… Because they just finished a long March. (March Jokes)
  12. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  13. Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  14. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  15. What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  16. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)
  17. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
  18. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  19. What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  20. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  21. What kind of shorts to clouds wear?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
  22. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?… A spelling bee.
  23. What does a tree drink?… Root Beer!
  24. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Hurricane Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  25. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
  26. What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes / Biology Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  27. In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… …like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
  28. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
  29. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  30. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… a baseball team. (Baseball Jokes)
  31. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  32. What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  33. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?… I lava you! (Volcano Jokes)
  34. What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Barber Jokes)
  35. Why is grass so dangerous?… Because it’s full of blades. (Grass Jokes)
  36. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks. (Tree Jokes)
  37. What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes)
  38. Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy. (Tornado Jokes)
  39. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather. (Weather Jokes)