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- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- “I have an obsession with wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
- What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)
- What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
- How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
- Why are people always tired on Earth Day?… Because they just finished a long March. (March Jokes)
- How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- What is a shark’s favorite game?… Swallow the leader! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)
- Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
- What kind of shorts to clouds wear?… Thunderwear! (Rain Jokes)
- What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?… A spelling bee.
- What does a tree drink?… Root Beer!
- How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Hurricane Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What kind of plant grows on your hand?… Palm tree. (Tree Jokes / Biology Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… …like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
- What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
- What has 18 legs and catches flies?… a baseball team. (Baseball Jokes)
- What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- What did one volcano say to the other volcano?… I lava you! (Volcano Jokes)
- What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Barber Jokes)
- Why is grass so dangerous?… Because it’s full of blades. (Grass Jokes)
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks. (Tree Jokes)
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes)
- Why do tornadoes zigzag?… They’re dizzy. (Tornado Jokes)
- Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather. (Weather Jokes)