by Mark Molloy | Sep 15, 2020 | Latest News, School Jokes | 0 comments
- “Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
- What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!”
- Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula!
- Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them!
- Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin.
- What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music.
- Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans.
- How do vampires get around on Halloween?… On blood vessels.
- Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?… He heard it had great circulation.
- Why can’t hockey players dress up for Halloween?… They always take their face off.
- Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
- Where do fashionable ghosts shop?… Bootiques!
- What do witches put on to go trick or treating?… Mas-scare-a.
- Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
- What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… “You sure are boo-tiful!
- Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?… His ghoul friend.
- Which hockey players can’t you trust?… Anyone on the Dev
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Olive!… Olive who?… Olive your Halloween costume!
- What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?… A steak!
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
- What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?… You never know which witch is which!
- What kind of bats fly around the school at night?… AlphaBATS!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
- Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
- What’s a monster’s favorite play?… Romeo and Ghouliet!
- Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?… They have no body to love.
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
- What do ghosts put on their cereal in the morning?… “Boo” berries and “boo”nanas.
- What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?… A “hollow” weenie.
- What are the birds giving out for Halloween this year?… “Tweets!”