by Mark Molloy | Sep 15, 2020 | Latest NewsSchool Jokes | 0 comments

More “Halloween Jokes”

  1. “Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois
  2. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
  3. What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!”
  4. Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula!
  5. Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them!
  6. Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin.
  7. What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music.
  8. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans.
  9. How do vampires get around on Halloween?… On blood vessels.
  10. Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?… He heard it had great circulation.
  11. Why can’t hockey players dress up for Halloween?… They always take their face off.
  12. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
  13. Where do fashionable ghosts shop?… Bootiques!
  14. What do witches put on to go trick or treating?… Mas-scare-a.
  15. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
  16. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… “You sure are boo-tiful!
  17. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?… His ghoul friend.
  18. Which hockey players can’t you trust?… Anyone on the Dev
  19. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Olive!… Olive who?… Olive your Halloween costume!
  20. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?… A steak!
  21. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
  22. What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?… You never know which witch is which!
  23. What kind of bats fly around the school at night?… AlphaBATS!
  24. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
  25. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
  26. What’s a monster’s favorite play?… Romeo and Ghouliet!
  27. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?… They have no body to love.
  28. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
  29. What do ghosts put on their cereal in the morning?… “Boo” berries and “boo”nanas.
  30. What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?… A “hollow” weenie.
  31. What are the birds giving out for Halloween this year?… “Tweets!”