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- Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, they had an apple! (Apple Jokes)
- Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, ‘I bet you don’t know what day this is?’ ‘Of course I do,’ he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o’clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually the husband came home, tired after a hard day’s work. His wife greeted him by saying: ‘First the flowers, then the chocolates, I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!’ (Ground Hog Day Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
- What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?… “I never sausage a beautiful face.” (Pizza Jokes)
- Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?… Yes, February 14th. (February Jokes)
- I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox” I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong.
- What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… We’re a perfect match.
- I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed. (Grammar Jokes)
- In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day… they surrender their love to each other! (World Geography Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?… For stealing someone’s heart. (Police Jokes)
- What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?… Hogs and kisses. (Farming Jokes)
- Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asked Mike. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied. (Lawyer Jokes & Mailman Jokes)
- What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?… Cauliflowers! (Farming Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What did the calculator say to the pencil?… You can count on me. (Pencil Jokes)
- Where did the high-heel take its date?… To the football.
- Why did the banana go out with the prune?… Because it couldn’t get a date. (Banana Jokes)
- What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?… Acute triangle. (Geometry Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?… He’ll dessert you. (Dessert Jokes)
- What’s the most romantic ship?… Courtship. (Ocean Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Atlas… Atlas who?… Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day! (Knock Knock Jokes for Valentine’s Day)
- How did one drum tell the other about its feelings?… My heart beats for you.
- What are insects called when they’re dating?… Lovebugs.