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More Earth Day Jokes…

  1. California is looking to eradicate a once popular item. Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
  2. All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  3. “I have an obsession with wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
  4. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
  5. Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
  6. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes Worm Jokes)
  7. What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
  8. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  9. One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  10. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  11. Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  12. In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… …like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
  13. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes
  14. How do oil companies deal with with oil spills?… Slick lawyers. (Lawyer Jokes)
  15. Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
  16. What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?… Arrested! (Police Jokes)
  17. Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
  18. What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
  19. How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Election Jokes)
  20. Why does a recent survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?… The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
  21. Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian.