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More Earth Day Jokes…
- California is looking to eradicate a once popular item. Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
- All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- “I have an obsession with wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
- In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
- In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… …like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
- What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
- How do oil companies deal with with oil spills?… Slick lawyers. (Lawyer Jokes)
- Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?… Arrested! (Police Jokes)
- Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
- How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures?… By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! (Election Jokes)
- Why does a recent survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?… The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
- Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian.