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  1. What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  2. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  3. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… ROOT beer!
  4. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes / Tree Jokes / Arbor Day Jokes)
  5. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (Tree Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  6. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  7. Did you hear the joke about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  8. What tree makes a great dessert?… A pastry!
  9. Did you hear the joke about the tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
  10. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  11. What did the tree do when the bank closed?… It started a new branch.
  12. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
  13. What falls in autumn?… Leaves! (Fall Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  14. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark! (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  15. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids & Swimming Jokes)
  16. What kind of tree can you fit in your hand?… Palm tree. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  17. What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
  18. Why don’t trees like jokes?… They are afraid they will get stumped.
  19. Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why did the tree like to play chess?… Because it was a Chess-nut!
  21. Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground. (Mole Day Jokes)