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- Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best pirate jokes!
- How do you make a SeaFair pirate angry?… Take away the “p.”
- Why did the pirate captain always fly his flag upside down?… Because he wanted to flag down passing ships. (Flag Jokes)
- A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy…. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. (Army Jokes & (Navy Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pi… Pi who?… Pi-rate mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent. (Pirate Jokes for Kids & Cemetery Jokes)
- Pie Puns: Pie-rat – A scurvy little rodent with an eye-patch and a hook.
- What have I named the pie section of my bakery menu?… Treasure Hunter cus its full of Pie-Rates.
- Pie Puns: Arrgh, it a swashbuckling pie-rate.
- Why does pirate likes to eat pie?… Because PIE RATING is in their job description.
- Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling pirate! (Farming Jokes / Pirate Jokes / Pumpkin Jokes)
- Have you heard any good pirate jokes?… Well, neither have ayyyye.
- What do you call a sailor who loots desserts?… A pie-rate.
- What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
- Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream?… It was a desserted island. (Dessert Jokes& Pirate Jokes)
- What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?… A rookie.
- What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?… RRAAAAAAAAAAA! (Cheerleading Jokes)
- What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers! (Tree Jokes)
- What did the pirate get for grades in middle school?… High Cs.
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- Why don’t you ever see a pirate cry?… When they do, it’s a private tear!