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  1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best pirate jokes!
  2. How do you make a SeaFair pirate angry?… Take away the “p.”
  3. Why did the pirate captain always fly his flag upside down?… Because he wanted to flag down passing ships. (Flag Jokes)
  4. A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy…. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. (Army Jokes & (Navy Jokes) 
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pi… Pi who?… Pi-rate mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent. (Pirate Jokes for Kids & Cemetery Jokes)
  6. Pie Puns: Pie-rat – A scurvy little rodent with an eye-patch and a hook.
  7. What have I named the pie section of my bakery menu?… Treasure Hunter cus its full of Pie-Rates.
  8. Pie Puns: Arrgh, it a swashbuckling pie-rate.
  9. Why does pirate likes to eat pie?… Because PIE RATING is in their job description.
  10. Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling pirate! (Farming Jokes / Pirate Jokes / Pumpkin Jokes)
  11. Have you heard any good pirate jokes?… Well, neither have ayyyye.
  12. What do you call a sailor who loots desserts?… A pie-rate.
  13. What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
  14. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
  15. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
  16. Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream?… It was a desserted island. (Dessert Jokes& Pirate Jokes)
  17. What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?… A rookie.
  18. What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?… RRAAAAAAAAAAA! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  19. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers! (Tree Jokes)
  20. What did the pirate get for grades in middle school?… High Cs.
  21. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  22. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week Ocean Jokes)
  23. Why don’t you ever see a pirate cry?… When they do, it’s a private tear!