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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Earth Day jokes.
- I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Labor Day Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
- What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes)
- I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks. (Turtle Jokes)
- What do you call a mud pie on April 22?… An Earth Day cake!
- California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
- Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans. (Psychology Jokes)
- I have an obsession with wind farms… I’m a huge fan.
- One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! (365 Music Jokes)
- All joking aside… what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
- During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes & California Jokes)
- What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
- In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
- In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
- Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
- Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)