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More Earth Day Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Earth Day jokes.
  2. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Labor Day Jokes & Earth Day Jokes) 
  3. What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Dentist Jokes)
  4. I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks. (Turtle Jokes)
  5. What do you call a mud pie on April 22?… An Earth Day cake!
  6. California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
  7. Why are recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans. (Psychology Jokes)
  8. I have an obsession with wind farms… I’m a huge fan.
  9. One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  10. Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! (365 Music Jokes)
  11. All joking aside… what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  12. Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  13. During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes & California Jokes)
  14. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
  15. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes Worm Jokes)
  16. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  17. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
  18. Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
  19. In protest, my friends and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
  20. Being unemployed has really helped to lower my carbon footprint. (Labor Day Jokes)
  21. What’s the difference between weather and climate?… You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate. (Tree Jokes)
  22. Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?… Polly, Ethel and Ian. (Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
  23. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month September Jokes)