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  1. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (180 School Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  2. Why did the tree get in trouble?… For being knotty! (Tree Jokes)
  3. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes for teachers.
  4. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
  5. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?… Lots of blood tests! (Vampire Jokes)
  6. What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. (Witch Jokes)
  7. Where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class?… To the school Norse! (Viking Jokes & Leif Erikson Day Jokes)
  8. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.” (180 School Jokes)
  9. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  10. What do you call a skeleton that does not do homework?… Lazy bones! (Skeleton Jokes)
  11. How was Frankenstein’s report card?…Shocking. (Jokes for Teachers)
  12. Are monsters good at math?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  13. What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  14. Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes)
  15. How was Frankenstein’s school Halloween costume?…Shocking.
  16. What did one ghost teacher say to the students on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.”
  17. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends at school?…He was a pain in the neck!
  18. How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried.
  19. What is a ghost’s favorite ride on the school field trip to the amusement park?… A roller-ghoster.
  20. What happens when two vampires meet at the school dance?… It was love at first bite!
  21. Where did the goblin throw the football at recess?… Over the ghoul line.
  22. Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school?… Because two heads are better than one.