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- Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (180 School Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
- Why did the tree get in trouble?… For being knotty! (Tree Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes for teachers.
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?… Lots of blood tests! (Vampire Jokes)
- What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. (Witch Jokes)
- Where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class?… To the school Norse! (Viking Jokes & Leif Erikson Day Jokes)
- What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.” (180 School Jokes)
- Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What do you call a skeleton that does not do homework?… Lazy bones! (Skeleton Jokes)
- How was Frankenstein’s report card?…Shocking. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Are monsters good at math?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
- What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes)
- How was Frankenstein’s school Halloween costume?…Shocking.
- What did one ghost teacher say to the students on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.”
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends at school?…He was a pain in the neck!
- How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried.
- What is a ghost’s favorite ride on the school field trip to the amusement park?… A roller-ghoster.
- What happens when two vampires meet at the school dance?… It was love at first bite!
- Where did the goblin throw the football at recess?… Over the ghoul line.
- Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school?… Because two heads are better than one.