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National Junk Food Day Jokes

  1. Candy JokesWhat kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  2. What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
  3. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Astronomy Jokes)
  4. What country did candy come from?… Sweeten! (World Geography Jokes)
  5. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa
  6. What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes & Top Dog Jokes)
  7. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Full Moon Jokes)
  8. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling!
  9. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  10. What do you call an infant that cries alot?… Baby Ruthless (Top Baseball Jokes)
  11. What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE
  12. What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Astronomy Jokes)
  13. What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy.
  14. What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday
  15. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  16. What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts.
  17. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
  18. What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  19. How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
  20. How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
  21. If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…
  22. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty… They had a baby, Ruth.