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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Kentucky Derby?
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Kentucky Derby knock-knock joke?
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Kentucky Derby knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  5. How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  6. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  7. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  8. What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred
  9. When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  10. Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
  11. What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
  12. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
  13. What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  14. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
  15. What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food.
  16. Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  17. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
  18. What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare!
  19. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh
  20. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
  21. Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh
  22. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!