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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Kentucky Derby?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Kentucky Derby knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Kentucky Derby knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
- What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
- Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
- What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred
- When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
- What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
- What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
- What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
- What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food.
- Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
- How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
- What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare!
- What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh
- How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
- Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh
- What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!