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- Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to avoid the Summer Slide! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (March Madness Jokes)
- Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
- Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Disney Jokes& Croissant Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?… Frosty the Dough-man! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
- What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
- What did the donut say to the munchin?…. Your complete me! (Movie Jokes)
- What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon. (World Geography Jokes)
- National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
- Why did the donut decide to become a priest?… It always felt very hole-y!
- Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes)
- Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece! (World Geography Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… CIA… CIA, who?…CI ate your last doughnut! (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream. (Book Jokes)
- “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” — Oscar Wilde
- I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Labor Day Jokes)
- National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”
- Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
- What do you call a Boston crème do-nut that’s a straight A student?… The cream of the crop. (School Jokes for Kids & 180 School Jokes)
- What do do-nuts wear to weddings?… Tuxedoughs! (Wedding Jokes)
- What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?… Anecdoughtal evidence! (Lawyer Jokes)
- Why do donuts hate puns so much?… They donut like to joke around!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Summer School Jokes / 180 School Jokes)
- National Donut Day Inspiration “Donut give up”
- I was on a diet, but I donut care anymore.
- Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed. (Animal Jokes for Kids & Bear Jokes)
- What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one. (Pilot Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?… The Sahara dessert! (Travel Guest Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
- “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
- “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black
- Why did the mother return a donut?… Because there was a hole in it. (Mom Jokes)
- American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson (4th of July Jokes)
- What do you call a pastry that is a priest?… A Holy Donut!
- How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts! (Police Jokes for Kids)
- What did one donut say to the other?… I donut care.
- Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.
- What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?… I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!
- What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day! (Fast Food Jokes)
- How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?… Jam-packed!
- What’s a donut’s favorite drink?… Hole-y water!
- What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert! (Travel Guest Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
- “You donut know how much I love you.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- “A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top.”
- “Donut kill my vibe.”
- “Eat more hole foods.”
- “And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.”
- “You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.”
- “Donut judge me.”
- Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)