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(Donut Jokes)

More Donut Jokes……

  1. Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  2. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to avoid the Summer Slide(Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  3. Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (March Madness Jokes)
  4. Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
  5. Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Disney Jokes& Croissant Jokes)
  6. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?… Frosty the Dough-man! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  7. What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  10. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  11. What did the donut say to the munchin?…. Your complete me! (Movie Jokes)
  12. What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon. (World Geography Jokes)
  13. National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
  14. Why did the donut decide to become a priest?… It always felt very hole-y!
  15. Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes)
  16. Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece! (World Geography Jokes)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… CIA… CIA, who?…CI ate your last doughnut! (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  18. A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream. (Book Jokes)
  19. “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” — Oscar Wilde
  20. I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Labor Day Jokes)
  21. National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”
  22. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  23. What do you call a Boston crème do-nut that’s a straight A student?… The cream of the crop. (School Jokes for Kids & 180 School Jokes)
  24. What do do-nuts wear to weddings?… Tuxedoughs! (Wedding Jokes)
  25. What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?… Anecdoughtal evidence! (Lawyer Jokes)
  26. Why do donuts hate puns so much?… They donut like to joke around!
  27. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  28. What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  29. Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  30. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Summer School Jokes / 180 School Jokes)
  31. National Donut Day Inspiration “Donut give up”
  32. I was on a diet, but I donut care anymore.
  33. Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  34. Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed. (Animal Jokes for Kids & Bear Jokes)
  35. What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  36. What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one. (Pilot Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  38. Did you hear the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  40. Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?… The Sahara dessert! (Travel Guest Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
  41. “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
  42. “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black
  43. Why did the mother return a donut?… Because there was a hole in it. (Mom Jokes)
  44. American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson (4th of July Jokes)
  45. What do you call a pastry that is a priest?… A Holy Donut!
  46. How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  47. What did one donut say to the other?… I donut care.
  48. Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.
  49. What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?… I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!
  50. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day! (Fast Food Jokes)
  51. How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?… Jam-packed!
  52. What’s a donut’s favorite drink?… Hole-y water!
  53. What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert! (Travel Guest Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
  54. “You donut know how much I love you.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  55. “A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top.”
  56. “Donut kill my vibe.”
  57. “Eat more hole foods.”
  58. “And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.”
  59. “You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.”
  60. “Donut judge me.”
  61. Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)