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National Cheeseburger Day Jokes

  1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best cheeseburger jokes!
  2. Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville… Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.” (Music Jokes)
  3. Who is the unofficial spokesperson for National Cheeseburger Day?… Wimpy from Popeye. “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
  4. What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty. (Baby Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  5. A husband and wife were driving through the mountains. As they approached their campsite, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They continued to argue back and forth as they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” (Camping Jokes)
  6. What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  7. Did you hear about the cheeseburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll! (Bread Jokes)
  8. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  10. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes)
  12. Where can a cheeseburger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  13. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
  14. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  15. Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheeseburgers? 
  17. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Lord of the Rings Jokes Fast Food Jokes)
  18. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… It was built on solid ground beef. (Rain Jokes)
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheeseburger knock-knock joke?
  20. Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Boxing Jokes)
  21. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatb