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March Madness Sweet Sixteen Jokes
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- Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association!
- Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)
- What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness.
- Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
- What did the march say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket.
- In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball.
- Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
- What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Cheese Jokes)
- “I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden
- “We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew
- “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian
- They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
- “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.”
- “When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it’s a coach’s dream – X vs O.” Mychal Thompson
- What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes.