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We might not have the MOST Boston Celtics Jokes, but we feel we have 18 jokes that are “banner” worthy.

  1. 1957, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1968, 1969, 1974, 1976, 1981, 1984, 1986, 2008, 2024... Banner years in Boston!
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the how many NBA titles the Celtics have won? (NBA Champions)
  3. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  4. You know what is no joke?… The number of NBA titles the Boston Celtics have won. (NBA Basketball Jokes & NBA Champions)
  5. “I have two college degrees, four honorary doctorate degrees, and am in three Halls of fame, and the only thing I know how to do is teach tall people how to put a ball in the hole.” Red Auerbach (Graduation Jokes)
  6. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  7. 617 Day: The unofficial holiday of the Boston Celtics. (June 17th is date the Celtics won the 2008 and 2024 NBA Titles.)
  8. Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA coach of all-time?… Red Auerbach. (Crayon Jokes)
  9. Who is the National Audubon Society‘s favorite NBA Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes)
  10. 2024 NBA Finals: June 17th, 2024: Boston Three Party. December 16, 1773: Boston Tea Party.
  11. 2024 NBA Finals: What is Derrick White’s favorite Christmas song?… All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. (Christmas Jokes)
  12. 2008 NBA Finals: Celtics fans to the Los Angeles Lakers… You can’t handle “The Truth.”
  13. What NBA team has the best floral arrangements?… The Boston Celtics. They play at the TD Garden(Massachusetts Jokes) 
  14. 2024 NBA Finals: How was the Boston Celtics 2024 NBA Championship Parade?… Just ducky! Cue The Ducks (Duck Jokes)
  15. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Kyrie…. BYE rie!
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the last time the Celtics won the NBA Championship? (NBA Champions)
  17. Who is the most musical Celtic of all-time?… DJ Johnson. (365 Music Jokes)
  18. 1981 NBA Champions: If Cedric Maxwell played in the NBA today… He would get a MAX contract!