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- What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
- Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Psychology Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Doctor Jokes)
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired
- What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Spring Jokes)
- What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Grammar Jokes)
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
- Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?… The dictionary! (Christmas Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top 50 US State Jokes)
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Basketball Jokes)
- How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Barber Jokes)
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days. (Egg Jokes)
- How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Grammar Jokes)
- Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants. (Egg Jokes)
- Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
- Do you know how to find the Easter Bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
- How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Basketball Jokes)
- Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled. (Egg Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
- Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) (Egg Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call the Easter Bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
- Where does Easter take place every year?… Where eggs marks the spot! (Egg Jokes)
- Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment! (Police Jokes)
- How can you make Easter preparations go faster?… Use the eggs-press lane! (Egg Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled. (Egg Jokes)
- What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
- What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation! (Egg Jokes)
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?… Eggs-ercise! (Egg Jokes)
- What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Basketball Jokes)
- Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes)
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Rabbit Jokes)
- What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”(Egg Jokes)
- Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up.” (Egg Jokes)
- Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold. (Rabbit Jokes)
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny. (Rabbit Jokes)
- What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
- What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial.” (Astronomy Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte! (Rabbit Jokes)
- What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken! (Chicken Jokes)
- What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Psychology Jokes)
- How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours! (Rabbit Jokes)
- Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet! (Rabbit Jokes)
- What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Psychology Jokes)
- What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up! (Rabbit Jokes)
- How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (Math Jokes for Kids & Rabbit Jokes)
- How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise! (Egg Jokes)
- Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator! (Egg Jokes)
- Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes) (Egg Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
- What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant. (Elephant jokes)
- What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
- How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
- How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
- Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
- What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
- What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up. (Egg Jokes)
- How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
- Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
- Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
- What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks! (Egg Jokes)
- What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
- How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia) (Egg Jokes)
- What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
- What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers! (Duck Jokes)
- What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
- Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it.
- What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Easter Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Boo…. Boo, who?… Don’t cry, we have the best Easter Jokes in the World!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Wendy… Wendy who?… Wendy Easter Bunny coming?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sherwood… Sherwood who?… Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alma…. Alma who?… Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?
- Who’s there?… Berlin… Berlin who?… Berlin the water for hard-boiled Easter eggs.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy who?… Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Police…. Police who?… Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
- Who’s there?… Bing… Bing who?… Bing me some candy please Mr. Easter bunny.
- Who’s there?… Tommy… Tommy who?… Tommy aches from eating too many Easter jelly beans.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Harvey… Harvey who?… Harvey good Easter everyone.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Arthur…. Arthur who?… Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
- Who’s there?… Handsome… Handsome who?… Handsome Easter candy to me please.
- Who’s there?… Donut… Donut who?… Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
- Who’s there?… Some bunny… Some bunny Who?… Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!
- Who’s there?… Carrie… Carrie who?… Carrie my Easter basket please, it’s too heavy.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Howard.Howard who?… Howard you like a chocolate bunny?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Butcher…. Butcher who?… Butcher eggs all in one basket.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Zeke… Zeke who?… Zeke and you shall find Easter eggs!
- Knock,knock… Who’s there?… Ether… Ether who?… Ether bunny.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan more ether bunny.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Stella… Stella who?… Stella nother ether bunny.K
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… JustinJustin who?… Justin other Ether Bunny.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… SamoaSamoa who?… Samoa Ether Bunnies.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?BerylBeryl who?Beryl of ether bunnies.
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Consumption… Consumption who?.. Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Cargo… Cargo who?…Cargo “beep, beep”…run over all the ether bunnies.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sherwood… Sherwood who?… Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Egg…. Egg who?… Egg-cited to see me?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Heidi… Heidi who… ?Heidi eggs around the house!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Easter candy!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Freddie… Freddie who?… Freddie for Easter.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Chuck… Chuck who?… Chuckolate Easter bunnies are my favorite!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to find an Easter egg?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ferret… Ferret who?… Ferret the jelly beans I got in my Easter basket!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hominy… Hominy who?… Hominy Easter eggs did you find?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ana…. Ana who?… Ana-other Easter Bunny!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Harriet… Harriet who?… Harriet a bunch of Easter candy and got a tummy ache.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hayden… Hayden who?… Hayden eggs on Easter is fun!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bea… Bea who?… Bea kind on Easter.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Holly… Holly who?… Hollyulujah – it’s Easter.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Harris… Harris who?… Harris another word for bunny!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Fonda… Fonda who?… Fonda Easter, how about you?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Fiona… Fiona who?… Fiona lookout for the Easter Bunny.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bunny…. Bunny who?… Bunny-th the basket is a surprise.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Easter… Easter, who?… The Easter Bunny
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Donna… Donna who?… Donna want to decorate some eggs?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to listen to any more Easter Bunny jokes?
- Knock, knockWho’s there?HowieHowie who?Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!
- Knock, knockWho’s there?Easter EggEaster Egg who?You crack me up!
- Knock, knockWho’s there?Some bunnySome bunny who?Some bunny has been eating my carrots!
- Who’s there?Howie.Howie who?Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Jimmy…. Jimmy who?… Jimmy some more candy.
- Knock Knock!Who’s there?BooBoo Who?Don’t cry Esther Bunny be Okay.
- Knock Knock!Who’s there?… Candy… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Rabbit… Rabbit who?… Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce hide some eggs.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Stan… Stan who?… Stan back and I’ll toss you an egg!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Hedda… Hedda who?… Hedda marshmallow egg for you, but I ate it!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Chuck… Chuck who?… Chuck-olate bunny!
- Who’s there? Blur. Blur who?Blur, it’s too cold for an Easter egg hunt.
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?No moreNo more who?No more Easter bunnies, wait till next year!!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo, who?… Don’t cry, the Easter Bunny will come back next year!