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  1. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  2. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  3. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  4. How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
  5. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Psychology Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  6. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Doctor Jokes)
  7. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired
  8. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Spring Jokes)
  9. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Grammar Jokes)
  10. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  11. Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?… The dictionary! (Christmas Jokes)
  12. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
  13. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top 50 US State Jokes)
  14. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Basketball Jokes)
  15. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
  16. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  17. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Barber Jokes)
  18. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days. (Egg Jokes)
  19. How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Grammar Jokes)
  20. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants. (Egg Jokes)
  21. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
  22. Do you know how to find the Easter Bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
  23. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Basketball Jokes)
  24. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled. (Egg Jokes)
  25. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
  26. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) (Egg Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  27. What do you call the Easter Bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  28. Where does Easter take place every year?… Where eggs marks the spot! (Egg Jokes)
  29. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment! (Police Jokes)
  30. How can you make Easter preparations go faster?… Use the eggs-press lane! (Egg Jokes)
  31. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled. (Egg Jokes)
  32. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
  33. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation! (Egg Jokes)
  34. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  35. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?… Eggs-ercise! (Egg Jokes)
  36. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Basketball Jokes)
  37. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes)
  38. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
  39. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Rabbit Jokes)
  40. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”(Egg Jokes)
  41. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up.” (Egg Jokes)
  42. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  43. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  44. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold. (Rabbit Jokes)
  45. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny. (Rabbit Jokes)
  46. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  47. What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial.” (Astronomy Jokes)
  48. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte! (Rabbit Jokes)
  49. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  50. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken! (Chicken Jokes)
  51. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Psychology Jokes)
  52. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours! (Rabbit Jokes)
  53. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet! (Rabbit Jokes)
  54. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Psychology Jokes)
  55. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up! (Rabbit Jokes)
  56. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (Math Jokes for Kids & Rabbit Jokes)
  57. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise! (Egg Jokes)
  58. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator! (Egg Jokes)
  59. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes) (Egg Jokes)
  60. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
  61. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant. (Elephant jokes)
  62. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  63. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  64. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  65. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
  66. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
  67. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up. (Egg Jokes)
  68. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
  69. Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
  70. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
  71. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks! (Egg Jokes)
  72. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
  73. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia) (Egg Jokes)
  74. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
  75. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers! (Duck Jokes)
  76. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
  77. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it.
  78. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
  79. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  80. Easter Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Boo…. Boo, who?… Don’t cry, we have the best Easter Jokes in the World!
  81. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Wendy… Wendy who?… Wendy Easter Bunny coming?
  82. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sherwood… Sherwood who?… Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!
  83. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alma…. Alma who?… Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?
  84. Who’s there?… Berlin… Berlin who?… Berlin the water for hard-boiled Easter eggs.
  85. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy who?… Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?
  86. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Police…. Police who?… Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
  87. Who’s there?… Bing… Bing who?… Bing me some candy please Mr. Easter bunny.
  88. Who’s there?… Tommy… Tommy who?… Tommy aches from eating too many Easter jelly beans.
  89. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Harvey… Harvey who?… Harvey good Easter everyone.
  90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Arthur…. Arthur who?… Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
  91. Who’s there?… Handsome… Handsome who?… Handsome Easter candy to me please.
  92. Who’s there?… Donut… Donut who?… Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
  93. Who’s there?… Some bunny… Some bunny Who?… Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!
  94. Who’s there?… Carrie… Carrie who?… Carrie my Easter basket please, it’s too heavy.
  95. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Howard.Howard who?… Howard you like a chocolate bunny?
  96. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Butcher…. Butcher who?… Butcher eggs all in one basket.
  97. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Zeke… Zeke who?… Zeke and you shall find Easter eggs!
  98. Knock,knock… Who’s there?… Ether… Ether who?… Ether bunny.
  99. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan more ether bunny.
  100. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Stella… Stella who?… Stella nother ether bunny.K
  101. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… JustinJustin who?… Justin other Ether Bunny.
  102. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… SamoaSamoa who?… Samoa Ether Bunnies.
  103. Knock, knock… Who’s there?BerylBeryl who?Beryl of ether bunnies.
  104. Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Consumption… Consumption who?.. Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
  105. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Cargo… Cargo who?…Cargo “beep, beep”…run over all the ether bunnies.
  106. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sherwood… Sherwood who?… Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.
  107. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Egg…. Egg who?… Egg-cited to see me?
  108. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Heidi… Heidi who… ?Heidi eggs around the house!
  109. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Easter candy!
  110. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Freddie… Freddie who?… Freddie for Easter.
  111. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Chuck… Chuck who?… Chuckolate Easter bunnies are my favorite!
  112. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like to find an Easter egg?
  113. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ferret… Ferret who?… Ferret the jelly beans I got in my Easter basket!
  114. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hominy… Hominy who?… Hominy Easter eggs did you find?
  115. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ana…. Ana who?… Ana-other Easter Bunny!
  116. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Harriet… Harriet who?… Harriet a bunch of Easter candy and got a tummy ache.
  117. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hayden… Hayden who?… Hayden eggs on Easter is fun!
  118. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bea… Bea who?… Bea kind on Easter.
  119. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Holly… Holly who?… Hollyulujah – it’s Easter.
  120. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Harris… Harris who?… Harris another word for bunny!
  121. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Fonda… Fonda who?… Fonda Easter, how about you?
  122. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Fiona… Fiona who?… Fiona lookout for the Easter Bunny.
  123. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bunny…. Bunny who?… Bunny-th the basket is a surprise.
  124. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Easter… Easter, who?… The Easter Bunny
  125. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Donna… Donna who?… Donna want to decorate some eggs?
  126. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to listen to any more Easter Bunny jokes?
  127. Knock, knockWho’s there?HowieHowie who?Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?!
  128. Knock, knockWho’s there?Easter EggEaster Egg who?You crack me up!
  129. Knock, knockWho’s there?Some bunnySome bunny who?Some bunny has been eating my carrots!
  130. Who’s there?Howie.Howie who?Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?
  131. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Jimmy…. Jimmy who?… Jimmy some more candy.
  132. Knock Knock!Who’s there?BooBoo Who?Don’t cry Esther Bunny be Okay.
  133. Knock Knock!Who’s there?… Candy… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
  134. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Rabbit… Rabbit who?… Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
  135. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce hide some eggs.
  136. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Stan… Stan who?… Stan back and I’ll toss you an egg!
  137. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Hedda… Hedda who?… Hedda marshmallow egg for you, but I ate it!
  138. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Chuck… Chuck who?… Chuck-olate bunny!
  139. Who’s there? Blur. Blur who?Blur, it’s too cold for an Easter egg hunt.
  140. Knock, knock…Who’s there?No moreNo more who?No more Easter bunnies, wait till next year!!
  141. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo, who?… Don’t cry, the Easter Bunny will come back next year!