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More Winnie the Pooh Jokes…

  1. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie…Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Funny Spring Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  3. What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship!
  4. What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
  5. What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh. (Bike Jokes)
  6. If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh’s universe, what would his new name be?… Twiglet! (Super Hero Jokes)
  7. What kinds of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?… Bear hugs! (Bear Jokes)
  8. What does Winnie say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
  9. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! (Police Jokes)
  10. Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money. (Police Jokes for Kids)
  11. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he’s sad?… Pooh-hoo.
  13. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?… One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
  14. Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?” Pooh: “I’m stuffed!” (Summer Jokes)
  15. Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood.
  16. Why did the Tigger lose the card game?… Because he was playing with a cheetah.
  17. What is the fiercest flower in the Hundred Acre Wood?… A Tigger lily.
  18. What did Christopher Robin say when Rabbit told a joke?… Silly old hare.
  19. What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Candy Jokes)
  20. What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra.
  21. What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise. (Bird Jokes)
  22. Why was Pooh’s head wet?… Because he had a brain storm.
  23. What did Pooh call Tigger as he handed out Christmas gifts at the beach?… Sandy Claws. (Christmas Jokes)
  24. Why is Rabbit so confident?… He’s a hop-timist. (Psychology Jokes)
  25. What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities! (Napping Jokes)
  26. What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?… Show me the honey. (Movie Jokes)
  27. What happened when Tigger ate the clown fish?… He felt funny.
  28. What can you call Kanga when she’s being lazy?… A pouch potato.
  29. Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?… Chewsday.
  30. Why doesn’t Tigger like fast food?… Because he can’t catch it.
  31. Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
  32. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say in the Stone Age?… Yabba-Dabba-Pooh
  33. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Dessert Jokes)
  34. How is Tigger like a sergeant in the army?… They both wear stripes.
  35. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
  36. What does Tigger sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells.
  37. What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?… Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
  38. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock! Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh who?… Aren’t you glad I didn’t say Tigger again! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  39. What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
  40. What do you call Tigger when he goes to the beach?…Sandy claws
  41. What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?… They both have big ears. (Corn Jokes)
  42. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
  43. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Bee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  44. Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  45. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot! (Swimming Jokes)
  46. What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?… Sandy Claws! (Christmas Jokes)
  47. What is Rabbits favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Breakfast Jokes)
  48. What is Rabbits favorite style of music… Hip Hop. (Music jokes)
  49. What happened when Rabbit won the lottery?… He became a millionhare!
  50. What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Walking Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  51. What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear sneakers?… Because he has bear feet. (Bear Jokes)
  52. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh who? … Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  53. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-thup… Winnie-thup who?… You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  54. What did the magician say when he made Winnie the Pooh disappear?… Poohffff! (Magic Jokes)
  55. Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?… It has hare-conditioning. (Summer Jokes)
  56. Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Breakfast Jokes)
  57. What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?… Winnie the Boo! (Halloween Jokes)
  58. Why did the Owl invite Pooh and Tigger over?… He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
  59. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name. (Star Wars Jokes)
  60. Why is Tigger so bouncy?… He eats spring onions!
  61. What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat honey?… His bear hands!
  62. Besides eating honey… What do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… They share the same middle name.
  63. What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?… A pouch potato!
  64. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?… Poohffff! (Magic Jokes)
  65. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table. (Police Jokes)
  66. How does Winnie The Pooh apologize?… He bears his heart and soul.
  67. What do you call Tigger’s reflection?… A copycat!
  68. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round. (Geometry Jokes)
  69. Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
  70. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes! (Hockey Jokes)
  71. What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman. (Police Jokes for Kids)
  72. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Honey! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  73. What type of books does owl like to read?… Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)
  74. What would Snoop Doggy Dogg be called if he married Winnie-the-Pooh?… Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. (Music Jokes)
  75. What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?… Winnie the P.U!
  76. Why did Eeyore cross the road?… He wanted to find his tail.
  77. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!
  78. What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?… The kind that is closest to him!
  79. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?… Stink, stink, stink.
  80. What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy.
  81. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot!
  82. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home!
  83. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robbin.
  84. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
  85. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… The same middle name.
  86. Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?… Christopher Robin Hood!
  87. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
  88. What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?… Bee stings on his bottom! (Tree Jokes)
  89. What do Winnie the Pooh and his pots have in common?… They both have honey in them!
  90. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?… Because he has the honey stuck all over his mouth.
  91. What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?…Sandy claws
  92. Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?… Honey!
  93. What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?… Any kind.
  94. On which side does Tigger have the most stripes?… The outside!
  95. What’s the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?… Gopher can get out of a hole.
  96. What word does Tigger use to describe himself?… Purr-fect.
  97. What do you get when you cross Tigger with a snowman?… Frost-bite.
  98. On which side does Tigger have the most stripes?… On the outside.
  99. What do you get if you cross Tigger with a sheep?… A striped sweater.
  100. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… Their middle name!
  101. Why does Eeyore’s house keep blowing away?… He’s a terrible housekeeper.