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- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie…Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
- What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Funny Spring Jokes & Bird Jokes)
- What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship!
- What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh. (Bike Jokes)
- If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh’s universe, what would his new name be?… Twiglet! (Super Hero Jokes)
- What kinds of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?… Bear hugs! (Bear Jokes)
- What does Winnie say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
- Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! (Police Jokes)
- Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money. (Police Jokes for Kids)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it! (Knock Knock Jokes)
- What does Winnie the Pooh say when he’s sad?… Pooh-hoo.
- How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?… One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
- Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?” Pooh: “I’m stuffed!” (Summer Jokes)
- Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood.
- Why did the Tigger lose the card game?… Because he was playing with a cheetah.
- What is the fiercest flower in the Hundred Acre Wood?… A Tigger lily.
- What did Christopher Robin say when Rabbit told a joke?… Silly old hare.
- What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Candy Jokes)
- What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra.
- What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise. (Bird Jokes)
- Why was Pooh’s head wet?… Because he had a brain storm.
- What did Pooh call Tigger as he handed out Christmas gifts at the beach?… Sandy Claws. (Christmas Jokes)
- Why is Rabbit so confident?… He’s a hop-timist. (Psychology Jokes)
- What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities! (Napping Jokes)
- What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?… Show me the honey. (Movie Jokes)
- What happened when Tigger ate the clown fish?… He felt funny.
- What can you call Kanga when she’s being lazy?… A pouch potato.
- Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?… Chewsday.
- Why doesn’t Tigger like fast food?… Because he can’t catch it.
- Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say in the Stone Age?… Yabba-Dabba-Pooh
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Dessert Jokes)
- How is Tigger like a sergeant in the army?… They both wear stripes.
- What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
- What does Tigger sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells.
- What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?… Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock! Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh who?… Aren’t you glad I didn’t say Tigger again! (Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
- What do you call Tigger when he goes to the beach?…Sandy claws
- What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?… They both have big ears. (Corn Jokes)
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Bee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot! (Swimming Jokes)
- What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?… Sandy Claws! (Christmas Jokes)
- What is Rabbits favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Breakfast Jokes)
- What is Rabbits favorite style of music… Hip Hop. (Music jokes)
- What happened when Rabbit won the lottery?… He became a millionhare!
- What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Walking Jokes & Bear Jokes)
- What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear sneakers?… Because he has bear feet. (Bear Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh who? … Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too! (Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-thup… Winnie-thup who?… You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did the magician say when he made Winnie the Pooh disappear?… Poohffff! (Magic Jokes)
- Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?… It has hare-conditioning. (Summer Jokes)
- Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Breakfast Jokes)
- What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?… Winnie the Boo! (Halloween Jokes)
- Why did the Owl invite Pooh and Tigger over?… He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Why is Tigger so bouncy?… He eats spring onions!
- What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat honey?… His bear hands!
- Besides eating honey… What do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… They share the same middle name.
- What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?… A pouch potato!
- What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?… Poohffff! (Magic Jokes)
- What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table. (Police Jokes)
- How does Winnie The Pooh apologize?… He bears his heart and soul.
- What do you call Tigger’s reflection?… A copycat!
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round. (Geometry Jokes)
- Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
- What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes! (Hockey Jokes)
- What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman. (Police Jokes for Kids)
- What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Honey! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What type of books does owl like to read?… Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)
- What would Snoop Doggy Dogg be called if he married Winnie-the-Pooh?… Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. (Music Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?… Winnie the P.U!
- Why did Eeyore cross the road?… He wanted to find his tail.
- How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!
- What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?… The kind that is closest to him!
- What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?… Stink, stink, stink.
- What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy.
- What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot!
- Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home!
- Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robbin.
- Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
- What do Alexander the great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… The same middle name.
- Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?… Christopher Robin Hood!
- Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?… Bee stings on his bottom! (Tree Jokes)
- What do Winnie the Pooh and his pots have in common?… They both have honey in them!
- Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?… Because he has the honey stuck all over his mouth.
- What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?…Sandy claws
- Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?… Honey!
- What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?… Any kind.
- On which side does Tigger have the most stripes?… The outside!
- What’s the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?… Gopher can get out of a hole.
- What word does Tigger use to describe himself?… Purr-fect.
- What do you get when you cross Tigger with a snowman?… Frost-bite.
- On which side does Tigger have the most stripes?… On the outside.
- What do you get if you cross Tigger with a sheep?… A striped sweater.
- What do Alexander the great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… Their middle name!
- Why does Eeyore’s house keep blowing away?… He’s a terrible housekeeper.