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- 180 School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- Top 10 Jokes for each state
- Top 50 State Jokes
- The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Fall Jokes)
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
- What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
- Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
- How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants. (Flower Jokes)
- What month of the year is the shortest? May (only 3 letters)
- What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- What type of bird should you never take to the bank? A robin. (Bird Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy?… A rash of good luck.
- What did the dirt say to the rain? If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
- Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf
- Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids)
- Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? She always ran away from the ball.
- What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike? It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What did the spring say to the airplane?Boeing!!
- How does the sun listen to music? On its ray-dio!
- What is Spring’s favorite appetizer? A bloomin’ onion!
- Who is an herb’s favorite singer? Elvis Parsley!
- I was walking by the fridge last night and I thought I could hear the spring onions singing a BeeGees song.Turns out it was just the chives talking.
- What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills! Flower Jokes)
- What do you call a well-dressed lion? A dandy lion! Flower Jokes)
- What do you call a cyborg bee? The Pollinator! Flower Jokes)
- Why did the worm cross the ruler? To become an inchworm.
- How does a bee brush its hair? With its honeycomb.
- When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring.When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too.
- Spring is finally hereI got so excited I wet my plants.
- Why did one bee tease the other bee? Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
- Just finished my spring cleaning.Sometimes I wish I’d never bought a Slinky.
- Winter can be pretty dreary with all the bare trees,so when spring comes it’s such a re-leaf.
- To celebrate the end of winter, my local bed shop is having a spring sale.The rest of the bed is still full price though.
- How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?Add spring water.
- Why did the bird go to the hospital?… It needed tweetment!
- Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
- Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich! (Farming Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
- When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes / Monkey Jokes / Rain Jokes)
- What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud! (Flower Jokes)
- What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow!
- What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… Where in earth have you been?”
- Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Flower Jokes)
- What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What does the writer suffer from each spring?A case of allegories
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite summer sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
- Why cant you trust math teachers in the spring time?Because they’ll always play matrix on you.
- What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Rain Jokes)
- When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time.
- Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them. (Frog Jokes)
- What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Frog Jokes)
- Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
- What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.
- What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Egg Jokes)
- What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Easter Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny. (Rabbit Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?… An animal that stinks as it stings.
- Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
- What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Easter Jokes for Kids)
- Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
- If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind ofchicks would hatch?…None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.
- What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
- Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
- How do you know that bees are happy?… Because they hum while they work.
- Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?… Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!
- How do rabbits keep their fur neat?… They use a harebrush (hairbrush).
- I had a track accident last spring…Now it has become a running joke.
- What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out?… “Give me a push. My battery is dead.”
- What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!
- Why are trees very forgiving?… Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf.” (Tree Jokes & Fall Jokes)
- When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-Time
- What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny .
- What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know any good Spring knock knock jokes?” (Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?” Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is a spring chick after it is five months old? Six months old.
- A woman locked her car key in her car, so she asked a passerby for help. The passerby took off his pants, rolled it into a ball and rubbed it on the car door. The car door springs open. Amazed, the woman asked the passerby how did he do it, to which he replied:”It’s simple, these are khaki pants”
- Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?… Because of Mayweather.
- A teacher told her first grade class, “A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”A little girl gasped, “How about the married ones?”
- Who is the only Irishman that comes out in the Spring?Patty O’Furniture.
- TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths… But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.
- Did you hear about the two bed bugs that are getting married?… They’re having a lovely wedding in the spring.
- Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?… Because it has May weather in it!
- Why do they call it Spring?Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.
- A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here,we wet our plants.
- Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex…It really thins out the congestion.
- Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls.
- I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
- Have you read Rusty Bed Springs?… It was written by I.P Nightly.
- I’m really allergic to pollen… But I feel this spring will be breathtaking.
- It’s spring in New England, so I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those pests, and I woke up to protests outside my house. #Blackfliesmatter
- What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?… Stew.
- What emotion does a tree feel every spring?… Relief
- March Jokes: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
- April Jokes: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- May Jokes for Kids: What month always asks questions and permission?… May!
- June Jokes for Kids: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes for Kids)