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  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  2. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Fall Jokes)
  3. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  4. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  5. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  6. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  7. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  8. How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants. (Flower Jokes)
  9. What month of the year is the shortest? May (only 3 letters)
  10. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?  A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  11. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?  A robin. (Bird Jokes)
  12. What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy?… A rash of good luck.
  13. What did the dirt say to the rain?  If this keeps up, my name will be mud. 
  14. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf
  15. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids)
  16. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? She always ran away from the ball.
  17. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  18. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?  It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  19. What did the spring say to the airplane?Boeing!!
  20. How does the sun listen to music?  On its ray-dio!  
  21. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?  A bloomin’ onion!  
  22. Who is an herb’s favorite singer?  Elvis Parsley!
  23. I was walking by the fridge last night and I thought I could hear the spring onions singing a BeeGees song.Turns out it was just the chives talking.
  24. What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?  Daffo-dills!  Flower Jokes)
  25. What do you call a well-dressed lion?  A dandy lion! Flower Jokes)  
  26. What do you call a cyborg bee?  The Pollinator! Flower Jokes)
  27. Why did the worm cross the ruler?  To become an inchworm.
  28. How does a bee brush its hair?  With its honeycomb. 
  29. When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring.When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too.
  30. Spring is finally hereI got so excited I wet my plants. 
  31. Why did one bee tease the other bee?  Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
  32. Just finished my spring cleaning.Sometimes I wish I’d never bought a Slinky.
  33. Winter can be pretty dreary with all the bare trees,so when spring comes it’s such a re-leaf.
  34. To celebrate the end of winter, my local bed shop is having a spring sale.The rest of the bed is still full price though.
  35. How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?Add spring water.
  36. Why did the bird go to the hospital?…  It needed tweetment!
  37. Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
  38. Why did the farmer bury all his money?  To make his soil rich! (Farming Jokes)
  39. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  40. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
  41. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  42. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes / Monkey Jokes / Rain Jokes)
  43. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud! (Flower Jokes)
  44. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow!
  45. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  46. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… Where in earth have you been?”
  47. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Flower Jokes)
  48. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  49. What does the writer suffer from each spring?A case of allegories
  50. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite summer sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  51. Why cant you trust math teachers in the spring time?Because they’ll always play matrix on you.
  52. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Rain Jokes)
  53. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time.
  54. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them. (Frog Jokes)
  55. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Frog Jokes)
  56. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
  57. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.
  58. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants! (Egg Jokes)
  59. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Easter Jokes for Kids)
  60. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny. (Rabbit Jokes)
  61. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?… An animal that stinks as it stings.
  62. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  63. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Easter Jokes for Kids)
  64. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
  65. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind ofchicks would hatch?…None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.
  66. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
  67. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
  68. How do you know that bees are happy?…  Because they hum while they work.
  69. Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?…  Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!
  70. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?… They use a harebrush (hairbrush).
  71. I had a track accident last spring…Now it has become a running joke.
  72. What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out?… “Give me a push. My battery is dead.”
  73. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!
  74. Why are trees very forgiving?… Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf.” (Tree Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  75. When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-Time 
  76. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny .
  77. What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf. 
  78. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know any good Spring knock knock jokes?” (Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?” Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  80. What is a spring chick after it is five months old?  Six months old.
  81. A woman locked her car key in her car, so she asked a passerby for help. The passerby took off his pants, rolled it into a ball and rubbed it on the car door. The car door springs open. Amazed, the woman asked the passerby how did he do it, to which he replied:”It’s simple, these are khaki pants”
  82. Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?… Because of Mayweather.
  83. A teacher told her first grade class, “A single dolphin can have two hundred off-spring!”A little girl gasped, “How about the married ones?”
  84. Who is the only Irishman that comes out in the Spring?Patty O’Furniture.
  85. TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths… But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.
  86. Did you hear about the two bed bugs that are getting married?… They’re having a lovely wedding in the spring.
  87. Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?… Because it has May weather in it!
  88. Why do they call it Spring?Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.
  89. A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here,we wet our plants.
  90. Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex…It really thins out the congestion.
  91. Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls.
  92. I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
  93. Have you read Rusty Bed Springs?… It was written by I.P Nightly.
  94. I’m really allergic to pollen… But I feel this spring will be breathtaking.
  95. It’s spring in New England, so I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those pests, and I woke up to protests outside my house. #Blackfliesmatter
  96. What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?… Stew.
  97. What emotion does a tree feel every spring?… Relief
  98. March Jokes: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  99. April Jokes: Patriots’ Day JokesWhat was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  100. May Jokes for Kids: What month always asks questions and permission?… May!
  101. June Jokes for Kids: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes for Kids)