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- Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Golf Jokes)
- What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Lacrosse Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Softball Jokes)
- What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line! (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
- Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. ? (Baseball Jokes for Kids / Memorial Day Jokes / Civil War Jokes)
- Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
- How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
- What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” (Softball Jokes)
- What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball (Memorial Day Jokes / Diving Jokes)
- What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes for Kids)
- Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET! (Top Badminton Jokes)
- Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
- Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
- Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
- What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Lacrosse Jokes)
- A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.” (Rugby Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
- Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (180 School Jokes)
- Fencing jokes?… What’s the point? (Fencing Jokes)
- Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee.
- What do you serve but not eat?… A racquetball.
- My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it. (Racquetball Jokes: Racquetball Jokes For Kids)
- Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
- What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?… a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Marathon Jokes for Kids)
- Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans! (Field Hockey Jokes for Kids)
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What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony.
- What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check
- Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
- How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up.
Archery Jokes: Archery Jokes for Kids
- What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?… a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of bow can’t be tied?… a crossbow.
- What did the archer make out of his bow?… A bow tie.
- Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
- What did the shuttlecock say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
- Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad badminton player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do badminton go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
Top Baseball Jokes: Baseball Jokes for Kids (2017: Top 10 Page)
- Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
- What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher.
- Why are some umpires such healthy eaters?…They always clean their plate!
- Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!
Basketball Jokes: Top Basketball Jokes (2017: Top 10 Page)
- What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
- Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
- Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
- Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball!
- Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
Bowling Jokes: Bowling Jokes for Kids
- Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
- What did the bowling pins do?… They went on strike.
- What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?… They both want a Turkey. (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- When is a bowler like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
- What would you get if you crossed a bowler and the Invisible Man?… Bowling like no one has ever seen.
Boxing Jokes: Boxing Jokes for Kids
- What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
- What is a fighter’s favorite dog?… A boxer. (Top Dog Jokes)
- What is a prize fighter’s favorite drink?… Punch.
- How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
- What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?… One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
Cycling Jokes: Cycling Jokes for Kids
- Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired!
- What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Top 50 Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
- Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?… They tend to lose their balance. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What is a ghost-proof bicycle?… One with no spooks in it. (Top Halloween Jokes)
Football Jokes: Football Jokes for Kids
- Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
- What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
- How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
Golf Jokes: Golf Jokes for Kids
- Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
- Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went.
- Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?… He was perfecting his swing.
- How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
- What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split!
- What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits.
- What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.
Hockey Jokes: Hockey Jokes for Kids
- What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony.
- What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check
- Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
- How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up.
- What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
- What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
Marathon Jokes: Marathon Jokes for Kids
- Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
- If marathon runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?… Mistletoe? (Top Christmas Jokes)
- Who is the fastest runner of all time?… Adam, because he came first in the human race! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What do marathon runners do when they forget something?… They jog their memory. (Psychology Memory Lessons)
- Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
- Why do soccer players do well in school?… Because they know how to use their heads. (180 School Jokes)
- What lights up a soccer stadium?… A soccer match
- What kind of tea do soccer players drink?… Penal-Tea
- Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?… So she could tie the score
Softball Jokes: Softball Jokes for Kids
- Did you hear the joke about the softball?… It will leave you in stitches!
- What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
- What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- Have you ever seen a line drive?… No but I have seen a baseball park!
- Why did the police officer go to the softball game?… Someone stole second base!
- Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (180 School Jokes)
- What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
- Why did a person keep doing the backstroke?… He just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
- Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?… They didn’t like meets!
- What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball (Civil War Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a track athlete and the Invisible Man?… Running like no one has ever seen.
- What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why was the skeleton always left out in a track meet?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do track athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Why was Cinderella such a bad sprinter?… Her coach was a pumpkin.