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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about skiing.
- Say what you want about skiing… ..but the sport is going downhill, FAST!
- Ski Pun: I’m going down this hill like there’s snow tomorrow. (Ski Puns & Snow Jokes)
- What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
- Who do skiers cheer for during March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
- Ski Pun: Why wait until spring to go skiing?… There’s snow time like the present! (Ski Puns)
- I was at a ski resort for a psychiatry convention… I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips. (Psychology Jokes)
- For those in the snow… skiing can be pretty easy. (Ski Puns & Snow Jokes)
- I’m taking it ice and easy… it’s on my first time skiing. (Ski Puns)
- Ski Pun: Don’t get into skiing… It’s a slippery slope. (Ski Puns)
- During ski season… I try to keep a low snow profile. (Ski Puns & Snow Jokes)
- Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing… I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult.
- Skier: Why do I feel so good when my life and all my friends are going downhill? (Psychology Jokes)
- What do skiers use to correct their mistakes?… Whiteout. (Snow Jokes)
- Where does a skier keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes)
- I snow full well my skiing skills have a long way to go. (Ski Puns)
- No matter what happens when skiing… the snow must go on. (Ski Puns & Snow Jokes)
- How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
- Ski Pun: Out on the slopes in the morning… it’s frost come, frost served. (Ski Puns)
- I was passing gym class with flying colors until we got to the skiing unit… It was downhill from there. (180 School Jokes)
- Which movie is a favorite of downhill skiers?… “The Little Mermaid” because it has Aerial in it. (Disney Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Ski Pun: I used to be a professional skier… It just went downhill from there. (Labor Day Jokes)
- I broke up with my wife on a ski trip… Our relationship was going downhill. (Divorce Jokes)
- What do skiers like most about school?… Snow and tell. (180 School Jokes)
- Ski Pun: Old skiers go downhill fast. (Ski Puns)
- Ski Pun: Ski you later. (Ski Puns)
- I didn’t realize how good I would be at going down the slopes… I thought I had peaked when I rode the chairlift.
- Ski Pun: Every snow often I like to go skiing. (Ski Puns)
- Ski Pun: Ski lifts always chair me up. (Ski Puns)
- When you are as fast and as experienced a skier as me, the snow conditions can really make a difference… I always say with great powder comes great responsibility. (Snow Jokes & Spiderman Jokes)
- Ski Pun: I figured out why ski resorts are so funny… They’re hillareas. (Travel Guest Blogs)
- I retired from skiing… My skills were just going downhill. (Retirement Jokes)
- Why did the stock broker go to the ski resort?… He wanted to meet moguls.
- Some guy I know from school just brushed past me without a skiing jacket on… I think he was giving me the cold shoulder.
- I recently got very addicted to skiing… My doctor told me I’m going down a slippery slope. (Doctor Jokes)
- To ski or not to ski… that’s a no-brainer.
- Ski Pun: A novice skier often jumps to contusions. (Ski Puns & Doctor Jokes)
- After a long day out skiing, I want to go to a snowball so I can dance like snowbody’s watching. (Dance Jokes)
- How does a skier get to work?… By icicle. (Bike Jokes)
- I wasn’t meant to be going on the skiing trip with my parents but I hid in the back of the car… When we arrived they called me the snowaway.
- Why did the skier only wear one boot?… He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow.
- What kind of dances do skiers go to?… Snowballs. (Dance Jokes)
- Ski Pun: Okay, so there’s a beginners slope here, there’s intermediate there, there and there, and snow on and snow forth. (Ski Puns)
- When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift. (Bastille Day Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a skier and a vampire?… Frostbite. (Vampire Jokes)
- My friend had his birthday out on the slopes during our skiing trip… so we all sang ‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’ (Birthday Jokes)
- What is a skiers favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Candy Jokes)
- What do skiers eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Cereal Jokes)
- Why should you always invite a skier to Thanksgiving dinner?… They’re great at carving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- The skiing trip started well but after I lost my glove at the top of one of the slopes.. it was downhill from there. (Travel Guest Blogs)
- My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900… The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips. (Top US Ski Resorts)
- Skiing Pick-up Line: I can’t take my ice off you! (Ski Puns)
- If you aren’t cracking a smile while skiing on the mountain… then you need to have a little change in altitude! (Hiking Jokes)
- Ski Pun: I am a snowboarder at heart… going skiing is an absolute last resort! (Ski Puns)
- Ski Pun: I’m never board, because I always ski. (Ski Puns)
- Alpine for the slopes once I am back home. (Ski Puns)
- I was easily sled in the wrong direction when I was younger… but now I snow where to go myself. (Snow Jokes)
- What is a Colorado clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Colorado Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
- What do skiers eat for lunch?… Icebergers. (Hamburger Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a ski instructor and a mutual fund?… Eventually the fund will mature and make a little money!
- I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt… I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask. (Police Jokes)
- Ski Pun: I have to take care of my mental well-skiing. (Ski Puns & Psychology Jokes)
- Ski Pun: I have only been skiing once or ice before. (Ski Puns)
- Ski Pun: I am snowboard of all the skiers in this resort. (Ski Puns)
- Ski Pun: My local ski slopes are looking for winterns to make tea. (Ski Puns & Tea Jokes)
- Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a skiing accident?… He ended up being all right. (Doctor Jokes)
- A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift… It was an uphill battle.
- I am getting snow board of mountains… please can we stop skiing.
- Ski Pun: I’d like to ski across the whole white world. (Ski Puns & World Geography Jokes)
- Why was Cinderella such a bad alpine skier?… Her ski coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes)
- How do snowboarders introduce themselves?… “Sorry dude”
- I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies… The entire sport is going downhill fast.
- What happened when an icicle landed on the skiers head?… It knocked him out cold.
- I had been feeling quite down for the beginning of the skiing trip, all until I got to the top of the run… It was just the lift I needed!
- Ski Pun: When I make new friends on the ski slopes I say, “Ice to meet you.” (Ski Puns)
- What do you call the heels on ski boots? … Ski lifts.
- How do you know when a ski instructor walks into the room?… Don’t worry, he’ll tell you.
- What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?… Alp! (Skiing Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
- We want better snow!… Powder to the people! (Snow Jokes)
- What do skiers get from sitting on the snow too long?… Polaroids.(Snow Jokes)
- How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about skiing?
- What’s the difference between a ski bum and a pizza pie?… The pizza can actually feed a family of four. (Pizza Jokes)
- What did one skier say to the other?… Alpine for you when you’re gone. (Skiing Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good skiing knock-knock joke? (June Jokes)
- I was skiing so fast down the slopes and crashed into a drift at the bottom… It was a total whiteout!
- I warned him about starting his own ski resort… It’s a slippery slope. (Skiing Jokes)
- I went skiing yesterday. It was fun but I my broke arm… I guess skiing has its downsides. (Doctor Jokes)
- What does a blind man use to ski?… A skiing eye dog. (Dog Jokes)
- Ski Pun: Frost impressions matter out on the slopes! (Ski Puns)
- Why did the dairy farmer move to a ski area?… He heard that skiers do milk runs. (Milk Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- Why aren’t skiers fun to be around when they’re going up a mountain on a lift?… Because they’re always looking down on you.
- What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill?… A Triple Low Ski. (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a monkey who wins an Olympic gold medal for downhill skiing?… A chimpion. (Monkey Jokes)
- Why did the skier always expect the worst when he reached the top of the mountain?… She knew it was all downhill from there…
- How do Jewish skiers greet each other?… Slalom.
- What is a beer enthusiast’s favorite kind of skis?… Brew-skies!! (Beer Jokes)
- What is a skiers favorite game?… Ice Spy with my little eye…
- Why are scrambled eggs like a losing alpine skier?… Because they’ve both been beaten. (Egg Jokes)
- Knock Knock…Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good skiing knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)