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Funny Jokes for Each Month

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  1. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9. (Elementary Math Jokes)
  2. National Pencil Day: If the #2 pencil is the most popular in schools, why isn’t it #1? (180 School Jokes)
  3. Why was the principal worried?… Because there were too many rulers in school! (Principal Jokes)
  4. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
  5. When is the best time for a teacher to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (Dentist Jokes)
  6. When is the best time for a student to go to the dentist?.. Tooth-hurty-too (2:32). (Dentist Jokes)
  7. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  8. Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes)
  9. Why was the biology book in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Top Biology Jokes)
  10. What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling (Is Spelling Important? phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid)
  11. How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
  12. Where do you put smart hot dogs?… On honor rolls! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  13. National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
    1. What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long? (Top Math Jokes 101 Pi Day Jokes)