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March 1st: I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (Birthday Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
March 4th What is the ideal day to celebrate Armed Forces Day?… March forth! (Armed Forces Jokes)
March 4th National Grammar Day: What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
March 4th: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
Sometimes February feels like it will last forever… But time Marches on. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
March 6th: Oreo CookieDay: Why do basketball players love oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (March Madness Jokes & Oreo Cookie Jokes)
March 7th National Cereal Day: In the morning… I become a cereal killer.
What’s for breakfast on really cold days in March?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
March 9th National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
Where do you find Google in March?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
March 12th: Day Light Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
March 12th: Selection Sunday: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
March 14th: Pi Day Jokes for Teachers: March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
March 15th: Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
Son: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly! (Dad Jokes)
March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
March 18th: World Sleep Day Jokes: How does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! (Harry Potter Jokes)
You know what they say about Pi Day… It really is an irrational holiday.
March 20th 1st Day of Spring Jokes: A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our plants. (Flower Jokes)
March Madness Sweet 16: What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (Dog Jokes)
What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20?… Rest in Pisces. (Cemetery Jokes)
Clean Prom Jokes: What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
What is a leg’s favorite month?… March.
Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
2023 Prom Jokes: 23 Funny Prom Jokes: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
March 26th Fun fact about Beethoven. On March 26th, 1827, Ludwig van Beethoven stopped composing, and began decomposing. (Music Jokes)
What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20?… Rest in Pisces. (February Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
March 30th National Pencil Day: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
March 31st National Crayon Day Jokes: Elementary School Motto: Keep calm, Crayon. (Jokes for Teachers & Elementary School Jokes)
March 31st: National Prom Day: What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
Which month do soldiers dread the most?… March. (Memorial Day Jokes)
What’s Irish and comes out during March?… Paddy O’Furniture.
What is the ideal day to celebrate Armed Forces Day?… March forth! (Armed Forces Jokes)
February is ending today, but that’s okay…. We’ll March on. (February Jokes)
Dr. Seuss Jokes: Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes
Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?… I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March 2020 and I’ve grown significantly since. (Flower Jokes & Covid Jokes)
What do you wear to show you care that it’s Dr. Seuss’ birthday on this early March winter day?… a hat! (Birthday Jokes)
What March flowers grow on faces?… Tulips.
What group of people love March? Bands.
What do trumpet players in a spring parade do?… March.
Why is it easy to prank someone born on 31 March on April’s Fool’s Day?… Because they were literally born yesterday.
What did May say to March after being accused of stealing?… Ju-ly.
Sometimes February feels like it will last forever… But time Marches on.
What shade of red is your heart?… Beat red! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What month do all troops hate?… March.
What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one?… letter “r.”
When does pest control get the post calls?… When the ants are on the March.
Two men are sitting in a bar ‘Hey, when were you born?’ asks the first man. ‘3rd of March 1961,’ replies the second. ‘Interesting, that’s when I was born too! Where were you born?’ ‘In Seattle.’ ‘That’s weird, I was born in Seattle as well,’ exclaims the first man. ‘Where did you go to school?’ ‘I went to the Abraham Lincoln High School.’ ‘That’s incredible, I went to Lincoln High too!’ A waitress walks by. The first man grabs her arm and says: ‘Hey, listen! This guy and I were born on the same day, in the same city, and we even went to the same school! Isn’t that crazy?’ The waitress just nods and goes back behind the counter. ‘What’s up?’ asks the barman. ‘Eh, not much. The Johnson twins are wasted again…’ (Beer Jokes)
Why is March the most popular month to use a trampoline?… It’s spring-time. (Spring Jokes)
For those without a date for St. Patrick’s Day… I have one for you! It’s March 17th. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
My family is full of neat freaks. They have their entire wardrobe planned out for the week. They even labeled their underwear “Monday”, “Tuesday”, “Wednesday”, etc. I decided I wanna do this too to try to be a little neater so I started labeling my underwear, too Right now, I’m wearing February. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one?… The letter “r.”
What do you call a striker playing a March match?… A spring forward. (Soccer Jokes)
It’s hard to believe March 1st is already here. It is National Pancake Day!… It really crêped up on us this year didn’t it! (March Jokes)
Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March jokes. (March Knock Knock Jokes)
Girlfriend to boyfriend: GF – I’m sorry babe but i’ve cheated on you. BF – I’m sorry as well, I have also cheated on you. GF – April fools day! BF – Mine was on 24th March. (April Fools’ Day Jokes)
My son is three years old and I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn’t buy it and he certainly didn’t buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre and went to the jewelers. (Candy Jokes)
Did you hear about the Doctors’ March?… We don’t know what it was about, nobody could read the signs.
Anybody hear about that guy that worked in the calendar factory?… He took 2 weeks off in March.
Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes, for Each Month)
How the world has changed in 2020!…Feb 14: Will you be my Valentine?…March 14: Will you be my Quarantine?
Birthday The Judge asks the defendant, “When is your birthday Mr. McKenzie?“ – “March 20th, Your Honor.” – “And what year?” – “Every year, Your Honor” (Birthday Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?… He took a few days off in March thinking nobody would notice.
2020 was an interesting leap year… There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. (Leap Year Jokes)
A man starts his new job at an insane asylum: He is given his orientation and at the very end asked if he has any questions. “Yes, how do we know if a patient is ready to leave the asylum?” “Well,” the director says. “We just ask them a simple question and based on their response determine if they need to stay longer.” The director then calls up three patients for a demonstration. He asks the first one, “what’s is 6 times 6?” The patient is shaking and nervously says “1000?” The director shakes his head “no, give this one six more months,” then turns to the next patient. This one jumps up and down and screams “March!” “Oh god no!” Says the director. “Another year for this one!” Finally, he turns to the third patient who looks at him calmly and says “well, the answer is obviously 36.” “Yes!” Exclaims the director. “How did you know that?!” “Easy, I just divided 1000 by March.” (Psychology Jokes
Which crime fighter likes March the most?… Robin. (Bird Jokes & Batman Jokes)
Don’t June know it’s March? (June Jokes)
Don’t June know it’s March?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust… Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust, exclaiming: “I can’t believe it’s March and I’m still writing B.C. on all of my checks!”
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about March? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month& February Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March knock-knock joke? (February Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in March and mine in July! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Which type of bow can’t be tied in March?… A rainbow.
You just learned you have 6 months to live. When is the best time to get that news to make it seemingly last the longest?… March 2020. (Cemetery Jokes)
In March I found a monkey paw and used it to wish to work from home every day… I’m sorry everybody. (Labor Day jokes & Monkey Jokes)
How do data march?… In formation.
I’m devastated that I won’t be able to celebrate my birthday this March… I was born in November.
I’m devastated that I won’t be able to celebrate my birthday this March… I was born in October.
What’s a marching bands favorite Germanic Tribe?… The Saxons
I joined a march today for the legalization of marijuana. Well, it started off as a march, but after a while……it turned into a wander.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What March flowers grow on faces?…Tulips (2 lips).
What falls during March but never gets hurt?… The rain.
What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?… Where were you on the night of September to March? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Did you know North Korea’s military marches to the left?… They have no rights. (World Geography Jokes)
They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Penguin Jokes)
My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes & Barber Jokes)
Why did the mom call pest control?… Ants were on the March.
Why did the leprechaun go outside?… To sit on the paddy-o.
A circus tamer was trying to arrange a trick where he’d have 50 bears marching in perfect lines, but they always ended up walking in circles, leading him to almost selling his bears… Turns out he was the problem all along, he just had to get his bear-rings straight! (Bear Jokes)
From the year that brought you 8 months of March… Welcome to Tuesday Part 4.
My girlfriend keeps turning down my invite to the medieval fare because she’s busy with “activism” and “planning women’s marches.”. he lady doth protest too much, methinks.
A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Did you hear about China’s new space program?… I hear it’s going to be a Long March.
My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)

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