101 Labor Day Jokes

by | Aug 18, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  2. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  3. Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
  4. Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful. (Wedding Jokes)
  5. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
  6. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  7. “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show? (Canoe Jokes)
  9. Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except fire… Fire works on the Labor Day. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the history of Labor Day? (Canoe Jokes)
  11. Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs & Indiana Jones Jokes)
  12. What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?… Raise the roof.
  13. I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast. (Skiing Jokes)
  14. Why did the summer camp counselor quit his job?… Because it was always in tents. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  15. Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now? (Pizza Jokes)
  16. I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. (Gum Jokes)
  17. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers / Labor Day Jokes)
  18. Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory?… Because they have such a high turnover rate! (Apple Pie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  19. I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it… but he can dish it out. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  20. What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect! (Pirate Jokes)
  21. I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  22. My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior…. He was a danger to himself and udders. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  23. Why don’t comedians celebrate Labor Day?… They’re always working on their jokes!
  24. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes & High School Jokes)
  25. What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes & Lobster Jokes)
  26. Why did the firefighter take Labor Day off?… He needed to extinguish his stress. (Fireman Jokes)
  27. I thought about being a history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  28. Labor Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to college. It is Labor Day Weekend. (College Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  29. Can you still “work it”… on Labor Day? (Dance Jokes)
  30. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  31. My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea… but I missed the boat. (Canoe Jokes)
  32. The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp. (Shark Jokes)
  33. I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
  34. I got a job as an astronomer… My career is looking up. (Astronomy Jokes)
  35. Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper. (Fall Jokes)
  36. I recently got fired as an architect… An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn’t stabilized and I said it wasn’t my fault. (Earthquake Jokes)
  37. Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  38. Why are elephants form a union… They work for peanuts. (Labor Day Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
  39. How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
  40. In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Lobster Jokes & Bread Jokes)
  41. Why did the plumber take Labor Day off?… He needed to drain the stress out of his system. (Plumber Jokes)
  42. I worked at Starbucks… but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Coffee Jokes)
  43. There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  44. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Fireworks Jokes)
  45. I became a personal trainer in a gym… but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  46. I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. (Labor Day Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  47. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the date of Labor Day this year? (Canoe Jokes)
  48. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you take me to a Labor Day cookout? (Canoe Jokes)
  49. What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Bike Jokes)
  50. Why was the ghost so tired?… He worked the graveyard shift. (Ghost Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  51. What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” (Army Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  52. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Taco Jokes)
  53. Labor Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to school. It is Labor Day Weekend. (Labor Day Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  54. My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens…” He was a good man… but a lousy cabinet maker. (Grandparent Jokes)
  55. Why did the librarian take Labor Day off?… She needed to book some fun into her schedule. (Library Jokes)
  56. What do nuclear plants serve their workers for the Labor Day party?… Fission Chips. (Fishing Jokes)
  57. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind… so I got canned. (Orange Juice Jokes)
  58. I manufactured calendars… but my days were numbered. (365 Family Friendly Jokes)
  59. What is Labor Day?… A celebration that the pressure to lose weight for the summer is finally over.
  60. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and… finally withdrew from the job.
  61. What month should you never ask to the work overtime?… “NO” vember. (365 Basketball Jokes & November Jokes)
  62. Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the 1st day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  63. If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together… Would they call it Amazon Web Services? (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  64. Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?… They are key workers.
  65. I was a masseuse for a while… but I rubbed people the wrong way.
  66. I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies. (Labor Day Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  67. I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work. (Fall Jokes)
  68. Why are zombies cheap labor?… They don’t need a living wage. (Zombie Jokes)
  69. How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Super Bowl Jokes & Circus Jokes)
  70. Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling. (Minion Jokes)
  71. I tried being a teacher… but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Jokes for Teachers & Principal Jokes)
  72. I tried being a fireman… but I suffered burnout. (Fireman Jokes)
  73. I studied to become a doctor… but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Doctor Jokes)
  74. I took a job as an elevator operator… The job had its ups and downs… and then I got the shaft. (Elevator Jokes)
  75. I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn’t have the right altitude. (Pilot Jokes)
  76. What did the farmer say to his workers on Labor Day?… “I don’t carrot all, take the day off and lettuce celebrate!” (Farming Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  77. I’m throwing a Labor Day hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  78. Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. (Bee Jokes)
  79. How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills! (Christmas Jokes)
  80. I tried being a barber… I just didn’t make the cut. (Barber Jokes)
  81. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. (Covid Jokes & Taco Jokes)
  82. Why did the electrician stay home on Labor Day?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Electrician Jokes)
  83. Getting a divorce is like getting fired from a job you’ve hated for years. (Divorce Jokes)
  84. I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting… so they discharged me. (Electrician Jokes)
  85. I worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in… They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
  86. “Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds (Labor Day Jokes & 4th of July Jokes / Back to School Jokes)
  87. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket… I was too high strung. (Tennis Jokes)
  88. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  89. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough… They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Cupcake Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  90. I am aspirin’ to be a professional pharmacist.
  91. I tried working in a car muffler factory… but that was exhausting. (Car Jokes)
  92. Why did the lifeguard take Labor Day off?… She needed a day to shore up her energy and catch some rays. (Sun Jokes)
  93. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Train Jokes)
  94. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company… but the work was just too draining. (Swimming Jokes)
  95. How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth. (Dentist Jokes)
  96. Since I became a lumberjack I have cut down 2,854 trees… I know this because every time I cut one down I keep a log. (Tree Jokes)
  97. If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. (Popcorn Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  98. Weren’t you a professional lobsterman?… Yes, but it seems that living on my net income was harder than I thought beforehand. (Lobster Jokes)
  99. Gandalf was very unhappy at work… He couldn’t find his staff! (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  100. How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  101. Boy: What does your father do for a living? Friend: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Boy: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Friend: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother. (Magic Jokes)