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Top Joke Pages:
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
- “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
- Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
- Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new yearWhen he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked”Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work””Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine”
- What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
- What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! (Police Jokes)
- How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Duck Jokes )
- What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Rain Jokes)
- What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Dragon Jokes)
- Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job After they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors
- What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.”
- Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence.
- What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
- How’s the fireworks business?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Dog jokes)
- What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash!
- The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
- I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. (October Jokes)
- Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.
- What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works
- I remember watching the fireworks on the TV. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them.
- Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job… After they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
- Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors.
- I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Dog Jokes)
- A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
- Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit.
- “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”