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Fireworks Jokes

  1. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  2. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  3. I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded. (Fathers Day Jokes)
  5. Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
  6. Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new yearWhen he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked”Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work””Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine” 
  7. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  8. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Christmas Jokes)
  9. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?… My pop’s bigger than your pop. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  10. Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?… The police let him off! (Police Jokes)
  11. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  12. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Duck Jokes )
  13. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Rain Jokes)
  14. What does a dragon eat for a snack?… Firecrackers. (Dragon Jokes)
  15. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job After they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  16. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  17. I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors
  18. What did the fuse say to the firecracker?… Lets get together and “pop it like its hot.”
  19. Last 4th of July I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  20. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks didn’t go off in the right sequence.
  21. What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?… They’re bang out of order!
  22. How’s the fireworks business?…Booming!! (Labor Day Jokes)
  23. What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Dog jokes)
  24. What’s a firework’s favorite food?… Bangers and mash!
  25. The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks…. They charged one and let the other one off! (Police Jokes)
  26. I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October!… It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over. (October Jokes)
  27. Police arrested two kids yesterday… one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off. 
  28. What can you use to light fireworks?… Well, fire works 
  29. I remember watching the fireworks on the TV. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best place to light them.
  30. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job… After they’ve been fired. (Labor Day Jokes)
  31. What do baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly. (Baseball Jokes)
  32. Last year I took a visual design class……and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors.
  33. I hide photos on my computer of meI hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Dog Jokes)
  34. A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
  35. Why are fireworks so cool?… It’s cause they’re lit.
  36. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.”