101 Full Moon Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full moon jokes.
2. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” 
3. July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon. 
4. What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys! 
5. What do you call a wolf that knows when the next full moon is?… Awarewolf! 
6. What’s do wolves eat before going to see the #FullWolfMoon?…  Awooooo-gula
7. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see #water on the #moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
8. Why is the moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
9. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
10. When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the #moon.”
11. NASA got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
12. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The #moon.
13. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters.
14. What does the #moon eat when it is hungry?… A #satellite dish!
15. What’s closer, #France or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see France from here!
16. What type of #money is used on the #moon?… Star bucks. 
17. How does the man in the #moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.
18. What King Harvest song is popular during a full moon?… #Dancing in the Moonlight.
19. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing But since #Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location.  
20. What did the Moon say to #Saturn?… Give me a ring sometime!
21. We love @BarberNews @ShaveWorld @StarHairstyle @clippercircle! Why doesn’t the moon #shave?… Because it waxes!
22. How do people celebrate a Hunter’s Moon?… with shots.
23. Why wasn’t the #moon hungry?… Because it was full!
24. Who would be a great spokesperson for the #October Moon?… Hunter #Biden.
25. What is the #NRA’s favorite full moon?… The #HunterMoon.
26. What is Joe #Biden’s favorite #fullmoon?… The #HunterMoon.
27. How did the #leprechaun go to the #moon?… In a sham-rocket.
28. #Shoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut.
29. Who knew lunar #humor could be so stellar?
30. Dad, does the moon provide light and heat to support all life on Earth through the process of Nuclear fusion?… No #sun.
31. Hi, I’m Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the #moon. Neil before me.
32. Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?… Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the #VanHalen belts.
33. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full #moon?… It’s an easier target.
34. What kind of #underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the #Moon!
35. What is the first sport ever played on the #moon?… Capture the flag.
36. #MardiGras Pun: #Moon #pies put me in a good ala mode!
37. Did you hear about the #football field #NASA built on the #moon?… They used astroturf.
38. My favorite phase of the moon is #croissant #moon!
39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about full moons?
40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good full moon knock-knock joke?
41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good full moon knock knock jokes? 
42. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… #Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
43. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase!
44. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the #moon… The #hotdogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere!  
45. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the #moon?… Because it was full!
46. Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
47. “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?” Nah, it’s just going through a phase.
48. If there’s a new moon… Then where does the old one go?
49. What does @michaeljackson have in common with @NASA ?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
50. Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?… She needed to change!
51. When is the #moon heaviest?… When it’s full!
52. What #dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk!
53. What do you call a body of #water on the #moon?… Lunacy.
54. There’s a lunar eclipse, the #Sun & #Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up & replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles” n
55. What is a cow’s favorite time of the month?… the full mooooooooooooooooon!
56. Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere.
57. Do you think Neil was tired after flying to the #moon?… Probably not, that’s why they called him Armstrong!
58. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakersor Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
59. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams. 
60. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
61. Three #astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land. It was a full moon.
62. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. 
63. What do you call someone who turns into a building at the sight of the full moon?… A Werehouse!
64. Why did the moon skip dinner?… It was full.
65. Why wasn’t the #moon hungry?… Because it was full! 
66. What do you call a #moon out of orbit?… A Lunatic! 
67. What do you get when you take green cheese & divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.
68. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” 
69. Why does a #moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! 
70. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
71. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He #Apollo-gises.
72. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands! 
73. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it. 
74. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. 
75. What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth!
76. Why is an astronaut like a @NFL #football player?… They both want touchdowns! 
77. What’s the moon goddess’ favourite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker) @007 
78. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” Sun or Moon?
79. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full!
80. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase!
81. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere.
82. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
83. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.
84. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
85. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
86. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic!
87. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase
88. Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
89. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.
90. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?”
91. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor!
92. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere!
93. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
94. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
95. What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms.
96. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
97. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it.
98. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.
99. What do moon peolple do when they get married?… They go off on their honey earth!
100. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns!
101. What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon?… A lunatic
102. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi.
103. What’s the moon goddess’ favourite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” Sun or Moon?
104. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon… They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
105. I was once bitten by a rabid female deer… Now, every time there’s a full moon, I turn into a weredoe.
106. Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
107. I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon.