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- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
- What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?… Present. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- “Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?”… “Because he went down in History.” (Reindeer Jokes)
- What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes)
- How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes)
- Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?… The elf-abet. (Elf Jokes)
- What do elves teach in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
- What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
- Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
- What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
- Knock knock…Who’s there?… Irish... Irish who?… Irish you a Merry Christmas! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you! (Reindeer Jokes)
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
- What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Idaho Jokes)
- What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
- How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes & Top 10 Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
- A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!(Reindeer Jokes)
- What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?…Welfy. (Elf Jokes)
- How does Christmas Day end?… With the letter ‘Y’!
- What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Basketball Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
- What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
- If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
- Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Murray… Murray who?… Murray Christmas, one and all! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- How do you know when Santa’s in the room?… You can sense his presents.
- What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor?… Ribbon Hood.
- Elves use what kind of money?… Jingle bills! (Elf Jokes)
- How do elves greet each other?… “Small world, isn’t it?” (Elf Jokes) & Disney Jokes)
- How is the American flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (American Revolution Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
- What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?… “Santa Jaws!” (Shark Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Reindeer Jokes & Knight Jokes)
- What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?… A list of everything I want! (Mother’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells, jungle bells … (Tarzan Jokes for Kids & Music Jokes)
- Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink. (Reindeer Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- What do fish sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Music Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive, who?… Olive the other reindeer. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’? (Elf Jokes)
- What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes / Christmas Eve Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
- Why are Santa’s deers always wet?… Because they’re reindeers!
- What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?… Turkey and Greece. (World Geography Jokes)
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
- Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?… Because every single buck is dear to him! (Reindeer Jokes)
- Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store. (Reindeer Jokes)
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who! (Music Jokes)
- What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?… The Santameter! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?… Holly-wood! (California Jokes)
- What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?… “‘Tis the season to be jelly!” (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?… “Season’s bleatings!” (Sheep Jokes)