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Sports Jokes A-Z
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Click on the link for the top jokes for each summer olympic sport! (US Olympic twitter accounts) Top 10 Sports Jokes & 365 Sports Jokes!

  1. USA Archery: Top Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
  2. USA Badminton: Top Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  3. USA BaseballTop Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  4. USA Basketball: Top Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  5. USA Beach Volleyball: Top Beach Volleyball Jokes: What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
  6. USA Bowling: Top Bowling Jokes: Why should a #bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop! http://bit.ly/1dIFhMK
  7. USA Boxing: Top Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  8. USA Canoe / Kayak: Top Canoe Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
  9. USA Cycling: Top Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  10. USA Diving: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  11. USA Equestrian
  12. USA Fencing: Top Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  13. USA Field Hockey: Top Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  14. USA Golf: Top Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf course?… He screamed with every swing.
  15. USA Gymnastics:
  16. USA Handball: Top Handball Jokes:
  17. USA Judo: Top Judo Jokes:
  18. USA Karate: Top Karate Jokes
  19. USA Kayak: Top Kayak Jokes
  20. Top Marathon Jokes: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!
  21. USA Modern Pentathlon:
  22. USA Racquetball: Top Racquetball Jokes:
  23. USA Roller Sports:
  24. USA Rowing:
  25. USA Rugby (7s):
  26. USA sailing:
  27. USA shooting
  28. USA Soccer: Top Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  29. Top Swimming Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!
  30. ASA / USA Softball (Top Softball Jokes): @ASAUSASoftball (86.1K followers)
  31. US Squash:
  32. USA synchronized Swimming: Top Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  33. USA Table Tennis:
  34. USA Taekwondo:
  35. USA Tennis: Top Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing.
  36. US Track and Field:
  37. USA Triathlon: Top Triathlon Jokes:
  38. USA Volleyball: Top Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
  39. USA Water Polo:
  40. USA Water Ski:
  41. USA Weightlifting:
  42. USA Wrestling: