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April 2023
39,354 page views / 1,000+ views per day
up 19% from 2023
- 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes: Why did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!
- Top 50 Navy Jokes: A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
- Clean Prom Jokes: What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
- 101 Ski Jokes: Ski Pun: I’m going down this hill like there’s snow tomorrow.
- Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Gymnastics Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
- 2021 Masters Jokes: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before the Masters?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- Jokes for the Last Day of School: Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Teacher Jokes & Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
- American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
- Star Wars Jokes for Kids / May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- Grilled Cheese Jokes: There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
- 2023 Good Friday Jokes: 23 Funny Good Friday Jokes: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
- Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes for Kids: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- NFL Draft Jokes: What’s the difference between the #1 quarterback in the NFL draft, Bryce Young, and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Masters Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
- Top 50 Worm Jokes: What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Napping Jokes)
- April Jokes: April 1st – April 3rd Top 10 Final Four Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes)
- March 2nd: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
- March 15th Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
- March 12th 101 Daylight Savings Jokes: Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time. (Election Jokes)
April 2022
33,158 page views / 1,000+ views per day
up 63% from 2021
- Clean Prom Jokes: What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
- 2022 Earth Day Jokes: 22 Funny Earth Day Jokes: California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
- Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- May Jokes for Kids: Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes & May Day Jokes)
- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Top 50 State Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder! (1/3)
- Gymnastics Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
- Grilled Cheese Jokes: There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
- Cupcake Jokes: What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?… Icing! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
- April 6th National Walking Day: Walking Jokes for Kids: Yesterday I was walking, and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street… And then it hit me. (Car Jokes)
- Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes for Kids: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
- 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes: Why did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!
- Funny Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle. (Track Jokes)
- Donut Jokes for Kids: Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
- Master’s Jokes: What is the holiest place in golf?… Amen Corner.
April 2021
20,364 page views / 679 views per day
Down 26% from 2020
- Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
- Funny Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
- Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
- Cupcake Jokes: What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?… Icing! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- Gymnastics Jokes: Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (March Madness Jokes)
- Constitution Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
- Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- Bike Jokes: What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Top 10 Walking Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
- Track and Field Jokes: How are Super Bowl tail-backs similar to water?… They both can run! (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Opening Day Baseball Jokes: What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Book Jokes)
- March Madness Trivia: March Madness 2021: Name the 2021 March Madness team that advanced to the 2nd round without scoring a basket?… Oregon, VCU was could not play the game due to Covid-19.
- April Jokes: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
April 2020 = 27,680 page views / 923 views per day
Down 39% from 2019
April 2019 45,881 page views / 854 views per day (Check)
- Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- Funny Spring Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
- Donut Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- Hockey Jokes for Kids: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Magic Jokes)
- Camping Jokes for Kids: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
- Earth Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- Turtle Jokes for Kids: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
- Spider Man Jokes: What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
2019
- Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- Funny Spring Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
- Donut Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- Hockey Jokes for Kids: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Magic Jokes)
- Camping Jokes for Kids: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
- Earth Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- Turtle Jokes for Kids: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
- Spiderman Jokes: