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This list was selected from 101 Halloween Jokes.
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck!
- What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?…Lazy bones!
- What did one casket say to the other casket?…”Is that you coffin?” (coughing).
- What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
- What do you call a mummy eating in bed?…A crummy mummy.
- When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!
- Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.
- What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music.
- What school subject is a witch good at?…Spelling.
- How do you say goodbye to a vampire?… So long sucker!
- Where does a vampire keep his money?…In a blood bank.
- What kind of dog does a vampire have?…A bloodhound.
- What did one ghost say to the other ghost?… “Long time no see.”
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?…Frostbite.
- What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?…Dead ringers.